Let’s get it straight – Chelsea have been a basket case, and last season they were a bit of a joke. How they got to any cup final is a minor miracle, but they have looked a rag-tag bunch of assorted footballers accumulated because Clearlake watched Moneyball too many times and thought it was easy.

This season may be in its infancy, but already they have shown what they are going to be all about: Blistering attack. They have a litany of creative players, and in Rogers, Palmer and Joao Pedro they have a rapid forward line who feel like they are set up for swift counterattacks when out of possession. Which you have to think is the way they’ll play today. Whether Alonso wants to play that kind of football long-term remains to be seen, but in many ways the first two games of the season have probably provided him with a decent enough blueprint for how to line up against us today, i.e. hit Arsenal in transition when the ball turns over and get the ball forward as quickly as possible. Emi Martinez basically went full-Jordan Pickford on his debut and went long time and time again, and it’s hard not to see him do that again today. Playing out from the back, with their defensive challenges, against an Arsenal team who wants to win the ball high up the pitch, would be suicide. So I think Chelsea are going long, and they’ll want to contest duels over the halfway line up against our defence.

That’s where I start to look at who might be the best pairing for Gabriel: Konsa or Mosquera?

Initially, I would have thought it would be Konsa, but having looked at his numbers from last season, he’s in the 59th percentile for aerial duels won, which isn’t exactly amazing. Where he excels is in ground duels, in which he’s one of the best in the Premier League, but in the air, less so, according to those numbers in the link. Gabriel, when I look at it, ranks at around the 20th best in the Premier League (which includes attackers too), so I wonder if we will almost certainly see the same approach to what Brighton faced last weekend.

So Chelsea will let us have the ball; they will want to hit rapid back-to-front counters; they will go long out from their ‘keeper. How do we win this game then?

It sounds a little redundant, but the first goal matters here more than usual, I think. If Chelsea score early, I do worry about our need to get back into it and leaving space in places we don’t want to leave space. Those pockets out wide when our fullbacks have pressed up higher in the pitch; think of the goal City scored early at the Emirates last season when Calafiori got drawn out. That’s what I worry about. And then, just like that day, Chelsea tucking in and trying to make it difficult for us by compacting into a lower block, leaving one or two rapid players up top so that we have something to worry about on the counter.

We have to be prepared for this. I think Arteta will certainly have been thinking long and hard about this, as well as those game state scenarios in which we are behind and how we respond.

Team news-wise, Alonso said he wasn’t sure about Caicedo, but I think he will be playing today. They have Leeds in midweek, then they play Hull – both at home – and if he can push Caicedo to get 60 – 70 minutes today, those are games he could probably leave him out to rest for. And if he plays, then it’s a player who can cover a lot of defensive ground, which enables their attackers to effectively be given a little less restriction on sitting deep in a defensive shape. That worries me. If Caicedo doesn’t play, I think I’m feeling a little more confident about this one, for sure.

For us, I do think Arteta starts Konsa, particularly given we’re expected to have the ball and he has a very good passing range. I also think that Bruno might start too, because of his cameo and forward passing range he’s already shown in coming on against Villa. He was impressive; he can sit in that six role, be up for that battle when Chelsea go long, but he’ll also look to set Arsenal players in behind against a Chelsea back line that has looked a little shaky at times already this season. However, as mentioned, game state has played a big part in this, and I don’t see Chelsea being as open against us as they were against Fulham and Brighton. In those two games, they were the big dog; they were the ones that were expected to go forward more; they were the team that would perhaps have switched off and left a bit more space because they know that they can hit those teams hard when the ball turns over. They don’t know that as much against us, so I wonder if they will actually be much tighter and more compact against an Arsenal side that they know is drilled to within an inch of its life about shape.

The rest of the team selection I think is faily self explanatory, so I’m opting for:

Raya

White – Konsa – Gabriel – Calafiori

Bruno

Odegaard – Rice

Saka – Havertz – Eze

Actually, maybe Eze needs a little more of an explanation. I think these kinds of games need some kind of end product magic to them, which Eze has, and if Chelsea do move into a deeper block without possession, he might find himself in pockets where his close control and long-range finishing might be useful for us. Havertz clearly starts against his old club, and has got a couple of goals against them, so let’s hope for some more.

At this early stage of the season, nothing is really terminal; it’s just about bragging rights and statements. Which is why I am thinking that actually I think this one might play out like the City game last season, and end with the points shared. Earlier in the week on the Same Old Arsenal pod, I predicted an Arsenal 2-1 win, but the more I’ve thought about this, the more I think that this kind of game feels ripe for one of those “Sky Sports builds up, ends up a cagey 1-1 draw”. So I’m changing my mind. I hope I’m wrong.

I’m there for my first game of the season today, so I’m hoping for a good one, and all three points. Back tomorrow for a post-match debrief. See you then.

I enjoy change. I work in marketing and ‘doing new stuff’ is something I always try to adhere to as a work principle.

Not when it comes to football, guys, not when it comes to football. Give me a good ol’fashioned 3pm kick-off any day of the week. But we are where we are, and it’ll be Chelsea tomorrow at 4.30pm that we’ll all be either in the ground or tuning in to see if we can overcome what I think is quite an unknown quantity in Chelsea. I mean, we all know what they are – the most reprehensible football club in the history of the world (The Scum are Scum, City are cheats, but Chelsea are just despicable) – but under Xabi Alonso they have done a full 180 (based on two games) in terms of playing style and approach. I don’t know if it was just game state, but in their first two games they’ve basically just not wanted the ball, which was the opposite of what Maresca was teaching them. Under Xabi Alonso, they don’t want it, happy to let their opponents have it, and want to win games in transition with rapid counters. I’ll do more of an analysis on them tomorrow in the match preview, but that as a teaser sets us up nicely for today’s focus – Mikel Arteta’s press conference and what fans/pundits are saying.

First up, Mikel, and the not-so-surprising news from Mikel’s press conference is that we’ll have to wait until after training to know exactly who is available for Chelsea, with Bruno assessed after his knock against Villa, while Timber is back in full training and sounds to be in a really good place – although he wouldn’t be drawn on whether he’ll make the squad. Mikel did what he always does with opponents: complimentary about the job Xabi Alonso is doing, admitting that signing Emi Martinez was a “really smart decision”, but he also pointed out that their fast starts in the opening two games have heavily influenced how those matches have played out (kind of why I say they’re a bit of an ‘unknown quantity), so he’s expecting a side capable of adapting depending on the game state. There was plenty of chat about our own squad too, with Mikel making it pretty clear that he’s very happy with the attacking options we have, insisting that the club “100% ticked” the boxes it wanted to tick in the transfer window and that he’d rather focus on the players we do have than the winger we didn’t sign. He also backed the academy, praised the different midfield combinations available to him and described Monday’s win at Villa as a genuine squad victory. In other words, the window is closed, the excuses are over, and Mikel’s message is pretty simple: this is the squad we have, he likes it, and now it’s time to get on with the football.

Whether all of that is true remains to be seen; after the Champions League Final, we all know what Mikel said about acting fast, and I think the actions in the attacking spots suggest that perhaps that wasn’t the case. Let’s not re-litigate the situation, as everyone has spoken about it already, but Mikel has to put on a brave face and smile for the cameras – I think we all know that. I do believe him when he says he is happy overall with the squad depth, and it’s something I’ve also been talking about this last week – we’re well-prepared for every eventuality, and when you see quality players not even making the matchday squad, you know you’ve got a great team.

But we need to show it on the pitch tomorrow. The pundits, unsurprisingly, are going for us. We’re the Champions; we’re there to be shot at, we’re the ones wearing the crown, and this will happen for most of these opening months of the season, I suspect. The only way it starts to turn is if we start to blip, like in games tomorrow. Personally, I feel like this could easily be a score draw. Still, Lewis Jones on Sky Sports is calling it a 2-0, Shearer says ‘Arsenal win’, Sutton goes 3-1 to The Arsenal, and the guys at Sports Mole have us at 2-1, saying that “if ever there was a match that screamed ‘defence versus attack’, Arsenal vs Chelsea is the dictionary definition”. They also say our current shut-out of two clean sheets will end this weekend. I make them right, to be fair, but although they’re calling us ‘defence’ versus them ‘attack’, they still think we’re outscoring them and winning. Work that one out, eh?

I do think we will score; I also think this could easily be a draw – as I already mentioned – but this is going to be really tough. It’s funny because as good a time as it was to face Villa last weekend, it’s probably not the best time to face them this weekend; they’ll be bullish, buoyant and will no doubt fancy an upset. We have an amazing record against them – 16 games undefeated I believe – and that will come to an end. Could easily be this weekend given their firepower, so to work out how they’re feeling, I did my usual behind-enemy-lines stuff and had a look at a couple of fans’ forums. The first ten comments on one thread of match predictions read:

• Arsenal win = 3
• Chelsea win = 6
• draw = 1

Another site had a voting buttons thing going on, which had 19 calling Arsenal, eight calling a draw, and seven calling a Chelsea win. I gotta be honest, I thought they’d be more bullish than what I’ve read, but they’re really worried about their defensive issues. I think they sorted one out by signing Martinez, but they still conceded three against Brighton last weekend, and even though a couple have said they fancy themselves to score, they also think they’re 100% conceding. One person even said if we don’t score two or three, we should be automatically relegated! They’re saying things like “too early (in the season) for us” or “I hope we give them a good game,” which really surprised me. Maybe it can give us a little bit of confidence in a good game and a victory tomorrow, but let’s not forget just how good their attack has looked so far.

More on that tomorrow, as I try to do a “what Chelsea might actually see” preview, having looked at a few numbers on them so far. Until then, we sit back, watch the games, hope that Forest make it three defeats in a row for the Scum, and wait patiently for our turn tomorrow.

Catch you then.

And we all knew that he possibly wasn’t going to be part of the team this season, too. His output domestically had fallen off a cliff; many people – me included – had questioned his longer-term future, some had lamented why he was still here during last season, and I think all of us thought at the start of the season he would make way for a star left-wing signing if we could get a good deal. As we all now know, that ‘big signing’ never happened, but what has happened is that Arsenal have got a club-record transfer fee for a guy who has been at the club for seven years man and boy, joining for £6million and leaving for £60million. It is, as they say, “pure profit”.

But it isn’t pure satisfaction for his exit, from my point of view. Yes, it was probably time to move on, and yes, it was right for all parties. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt a bit. This was a guy who burst onto the scene as a kid, scored a couple of goals early on in the Europa League, at one point we thought he might evolve into a striker, but beyond his sparkling form in the first title charge of 2022/23, in which he nabbed 15 goals and six assists in a brilliant season, it never really materialised the way we thought. Regardless of that, he still proved his worth. Energy, effort, pace, and a willingness to adapt to Arteta’s style of play is what has seen him become one of the last survivors of Mikel Arteta’s original side that he took control over back in 2019. That, in itself, is testimony to the player, but also his willingness and ability to adapt.

I loved the farewell video the club posted here. Had me a wee bit choked, if I’m honest, because he’s grown up so much and it really is sad to see him go. He’s always maintained he never wanted to leave the club, he loves the club, the club and the fans love him.

But it was the right thing to do. We needed to move on from Martinelli and Trossard and I think, if you asked every Arsenal fan at the end of last season what the one position was we really needed to go to the next level on, 90% of them would have said ‘left wing’. The only problem is that we haven’t really done the incomings that we expected. Indeed, I even said 11 or so days ago that I’d be fine with keeping Martinelli if we couldn’t find a replacement. But I don’t think it’s right that you essentially tell a player his future lies elsewhere, he prepares himself mentally for an exit, he gets on a plane to Saudi, then gets called back because Arsenal haven’t brought in cover. Martinelli would deserve more than that, he doesn’t want to be the dad that is still at home just because the parents are paying the mortgage and doesn’t want to upset the kids.

So the move had to be made, and whilst I do agree with those who suggest we are now short there, I do think Arteta will need to lean into Eze on the left. What it also means is that those Sky Sports and Football365 articles talking about ‘net spend’ and having us as the fourth or fifth biggest spenders, actually need to drop us down to around about the middle of the table now. And yet we’re STILL favourites for the title, and we’re STILL looking good right now in terms of our squad depth and strength. That also should mean that the ‘PSR headroom’ (or whatever they call it these days) that we have gives us room either in January, or to go big in next summer’s transfer window.

So whilst we can be sad that we’ve loved a guy who has been with us so long, whilst we can have fond memories whilst at the same time realising it was best for everyone for him to move on, we still need to be mindful of making sure we address this issue in the medium or the long term. For now though, we have to wish Martinelli well on his new adventure. Personally, I think he should have gone to a more competitive league than the Saudi Pro League, and I think he’d have smashed it in Italy or Spain, but I guess those clubs probably don’t have the cash funds to pay what Arsenal wanted – which also includes his not insignificant wages too, which are rumoured to be close to the £180k-per-week, which we also have to factor in to any accounting situations. Last summer I wondered on here how Arsenal have stockpiled and got so many players in, but I wonder now if some of the knock-on effects have been felt this summer? If that’s the case, the balance has been re-addressed, so let’s just see how the football shakes out in the coming months.

Right, I think I’ll leave it there, because we have a Chelsea game coming up, but there’s always tomorrow for us to do the match preview for that one, as well as Sunday morning too. So I will take my leave for today. Wish you and yours the best, then catch you on the socials and on here tomorrow.

It’s funny because I’ve spent many a summer transfer window over the years feeling frustrated with our business – or lack thereof – and have written about that on many a post-Transfer Deadline Day lament. “We always leave ourselves one player short” I feel was the mantra every season. And whilst I think all of us can appreciate that the left-wing spot that we all wanted feels like it is just one player short again this summer, I really can’t get myself worked up at all.

As a bit of an aside – I really like this “Who won the summer 2026 transfer window?” piece on the Cannon Stats site. Adam, who wrote the piece, is a very level-headed Arsenal fan from the States and I echo his sentiments exactly.

It’s the reason why, for this summer right now anyway, I’m kind of happy with where we are at. It was perfect, of course. But you can’t say we aren’t well-equipped to have a proper go at both the Premier League and Champions League. Look at all of our domestic rivals; they have all had quite a bit of upheaval, and you can’t tell me that every single player they have signed is going to absolutely ‘bang’ – it just doesn’t happen. In fact, to assess that, I had a quick look at the transfers from Man City, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Man United, Chelsea and The Scum from last season, to see which ones were successful. I’ve decided to – completely subjectively, I’ll admit – group them into ‘success’ or ‘failure’ in my opinion:

Apart from United, who didn’t make many deals, you can hardly say that’s been a glowing rap sheet from any of the so-called ‘big clubs’. So getting worked up over the volume of signings is just not something I can get behind. Would I have liked us to get that winger in? Sure, but not any old blagger; we are not in that space right now.

I certainly think Berta has some questions to answer, however, but that is more about his ‘plate-spinning’ style that I think a few of us are a little concerned with. And I think that is right; there’s a very real argument to be had that the reason we lost out on Morgan Rogers was that we didn’t strike super-quick. The noises that I heard were that Arsenal were led to believe that £80million gets him. If they’d have acted sharpish and gone for him before the Anderson deal became the yardstick by which every club measured their big players, I think we’d have seen him in an Arsenal shirt. But we waited, and the result was that Rogers now rocks up at that reprehensible club, Chelsea. Anderson signed for City on 23rd July – that is more than enough time to move for the player. But Berta’s approach has always been more measured, and perhaps that has had an impact.

But I’m nitpicking here, because you can’t argue that our squad isn’t deep and strong. Even in that left-wing position, we’ve lost two players, but we still have Eze and Madueke as well as the new boy Tzolis. Plus, with a September extended international break which goes on for three weeks, then by the time the season starts going you’re in to October/November anyway. The January transfer window then becomes a few short weeks away and if the need is really that pressing by then, you can pull the trigger. I know it sounds very ‘The Neverending Story’, and it used to wind me up when Wenger would give us the ‘Judge me in May’, then we’d finish fourth, and repeat the cycle in that summer, but I do feel like this team were judged last May, as Champions, and they are now stronger in the areas of our team that really made the biggest contributons to our title defence – at the back and in midfield.

As a reminder, our signings last summer were:

• Zubimendi – success (despite the end, he was brilliant for 75% of the season – so that counts for me)
• Eze – success (just – he got important goals and contributed to some big games, including the two NLDs)
• Gyokeres – success (just – we all know he’s a bit of a wardrobe, but still bagged 21 goals, even if he probably should have had more)
• Madueke – success (just – I think the jury is still out)
• Mosquera – success
• Norgaard – failure
• Kepa – failure (based on the League Cup final
• HIncapie – success

So I think our recruitment was pretty spot on, and I think this summer’s additions will only demonstrate that further, which will ultimately mean we are in a stronger position than we were last season – where we finished as Champions.

Honestly guys and gals, I’m not drinking the company Kool-Aid here; I think we’re in a great position, a great squad, we’re set up for success and now it is about delivering it on the pitch. So let’s all get back to focusing on that.

Catch you all tomorrow as we start to look ahead to Chelsea and the weekend’s fixtures.

Back in the 90s, there was a programme called Hangin’ with Mr Cooper that I used to watch as a kid. Loved it. There was one episode in which the main character, Mr Cooper, got a chance to play at the top level of the NBA, and there’s a bit in it in which Charles Barkley dunks and knocks over Mr Cooper and drops the line:

Welcome to the NBA

That’s what Arsenal did to Coventry yesterday, because it was pretty much a schooling that happened on the Emirates turf last night. From minute one until the end, Arsenal were in complete control, and Frank Lampard’s lads must have known they were in for a long night the second that Kai Havertz swept home the first goal on 15 minutes. It was a silky finish in which, having rewatched it a few times, I’m still wondering how it went in, because it seemed so effortless to sweep the ball in from around the penalty spot. But I guess that’s what the best players do – they make the difficult seem easy – and last night Arsenal did exactly what was required with them.

There is, it has to be true, an element of “yeah but what about the opposition” yesterday. We all have to admit that. But if you need to lay down a marker, you do it with whatever is in front of you, and I thought Arsenal did that with aplomb against a Coventry side who were all too happy to oblige. I saw a stat doing the rounds that Coventry were the first side in god knows when to have an opening season game in which they didn’t have a touch in the opposition box. Maybe it is just the calibre of opposition, but that sort of stat is very familiar to us by now; Arsenal make it very difficult to create chances against their defence.

But the attack was purring too last night. I thought Tzolis was excellent throughout, and I really hope that in him we have found ourselves the bargain of the summer, like Liverpool did when Salah rocked up all those years ago. Imagine if he can continue his pre-season and last night’s form throughout the season…we’ll all be chanting “Vini Jr who??”!! He had a couple of shots, he was impressive all game, plus afterwards he was compared to Alexis Sanchez to Arteta, who clearly was pleased, but keeping grounded, repeating what he’s said previously about how Tzolis has been so impressive in his actions when it comes to being within 30 metres of the goal. Loved it.

I’m hoping he is credited with the assist for Saka’s goal, as he deserved that, but let’s also give some flowers to Ben White for his assist on Martin Odegaard’s mis-hit third on 49 minutes. Four years ago this was a staple of what we were feeding on as Arsenal fans: Saka on the ball, Ben White overlap, cut back, GOAL! It was rolling back the years and a little like how I mentioned in pre-season, it’s kind of nice that we’re seeing Ben White strut his stuff on the turf, because when he limped off with an injury at The London Stadium, many (including me) wondered if we’d ever see him in an Arsenal shirt again. He’s answered that in the way that all of us have loved, and personally, I hope he stays fit and stays in the team for at least the next couple of months. We all know Jurrien will eventually take his place, but it’s nice seeing Ben show us just what he offers to this Arsenal team.

This Arsenal team, who, with almost an entire half left yesterday, were essentially in a set of training drills. It’s the perfect way to kick off a new season and, whilst there will be tougher days to come for sure, it showed that they are up for this title defence.

Also, let’s have a word about open-play goals, eh? Rival fans will be choking down their Frosties this morning, because there will be nothing about that performance they can pick holes in, and it is delicious.

It was a one-sided affair in all manner of speaking. I’ve just looked at the stats:

• 19 attempts on target ot their four
• 65% possession to their 35%
• 590 passes to their 343
• 93% passing accuracy to their 79%

I could go on and on, but you get the picture, because this was domination.

On the 13th of August five years ago, we had a Friday night game in which we lost away at Brentford, and Carragher and Neville were dancing on the touchline with the home fans. I was on a stag do in Edinburgh that weekend, and it made the weekend a little bit of a drag, as I constantly found myself thinking about the game, whilst watching as all the other big sides went about their business and won over the course of the weekend. Not so this time around. Now we can all just watch our rivals play out their games, safe in the knowledge we’ve got three points tucked under our arms, have seen Arsenal look good, scored open-play goals and delivered on our part of the weekend’s action. It was delicious.

There’s now over a week until we play again, which will be away to Villa, in which new signing Ezri Konsa will find himself back on an old stomping ground. That’ll be interesting for sure. But for now, from me in sunny Portugal, I hope you have a great day, and I will see you all tomorrow.

The Champions – that’s us, by the way – kick off the Premier League season tonight with a home game against newly promoted Coventry City, and whilst I am looking forward to it, I’m also gutted that I booked a holiday to Portugal, where my plane leaves at 4pm this afternoon. Thankfully, I will get to watch the match, as we’ll be touching down by 7pm, but I’m still going to miss the atmosphere, the noise, the euphoria, as well as seeing the Premier League trophy being proudly displayed. The ground is going to be rocking, because for many, it will be the first time we’ve seen the trophy in our own stadium, given that the title lift was actually at Selhurst Park, which was something we talked about on yesterday evening’s pre-match Same Old Arsenal preview show.

All of that, of course, pales into insignificance in comparison to what goes on on the pitch this evening. It goes without saying that tonight’s game is an absolute ‘must-win ‘. If Arsenal want to win this Premier League title for the second time in a row, for the first time back-to-back since the 1930s, these are the types of games you simply have to win. And whilst we’d all love to get an absolute hammering under our belts this evening, with players still feeling their way into the domestic season, any kind of win would be fine.

We saw last season that grinding out games was just the way we were built; that Wolves home match stands out as one in which we played a pretty terrible team at home, but really made quite a meal of what should have been low-hanging fruit, so we can’t take anyone for granted. And in Coventry City, we have a bit of an unknown quantity; they’ve come up as Champions of the Championship under Frank Lampard, they scored the most goals, they conceded the fewest, they were easy victors, and they did it with a playing style that was aggressive and vertical, rather than being possession-obsessed. Which I think makes for an interesting side note for this game, because the question is whether Lampard is going to stick to those principles of pressing higher, having fullbacks higher up the pitch, getting players close to his striker, and trying to have a go at us today? Or is he going to be more pragmatic, realise that you can’t out-gun the Gunners on home turf, and therefore revert to what we see a lot of at the Emirates: The dreaded low block?

Obviously, from our perspective, we hope he comes and has a go. We hope that because it’s the first game of the season. They have nothing to lose, because they know that they have a whole season to make it up if they get beat today; he pushes forward and leaves more space. If that happens, then you’d hope that we have enough quality to see off Coventry under the lights on our own turf.

The question we all have is what the starting XI will look like. Mikel had his pre-match press conference yesterday and the only real question mark around this appears to be Bruno G, who Mikel said “Let’s see how he is. He’s evolving really well, but let’s see for tomorrow”, but some rumours were circulating last night that he’d picked up a hamstring injury in the Community Shield. It would be the absolute most Arsenal thing ever that our new signing has picked up a knock, though; Welcome to The Arsenal…here’s the medical department…

James suggested last night on the pod that he thought he’d be fine, and if he is, then there are some real questions over who starts in that midfield, because we are absolutely stocked with players, and there’s gonna be some unhappy campers in that team tonight, because some aren’t even making the bench. If I had to guess, though, with the Community Shield still fresh in Mikel’s mind, I wonder if he’ll go with the same XI from that game? Myles at the base, Bruno left, Martin right, perhaps? We’ve all talked about ‘easing’ Rice back in, and this feels like the type of game where you could do that. Alternatively, if you think we’re going to get chances against Coventry (which you’d hope we would), then why not try Eze and Odegaard in the two eights, with Myles anchoring the midfield?

Alternatively, you could even give Zubi the nod, after Mikel publicly said yesterday that he’s an important part of his plans. He also said the same for Myles, though, too, so either starting is a-ok with me.

So, let’s pick a lineup then, shall we? For last season, it felt impossible at times; such was the plethora of options Mikel had across his whole squad. It feels even more difficult today, but I’ll give it a go not based on who I think Mikel might go with, but rather who I would like to see. So for me, I think a fun team to line up against Coventry could be:

Raya

White – Mosquera – Gabriel – Calafiori

MLS

Odegaard – Eze

Saka – Havertz – Tzolis

I’d be interested to see if Martinelli makes the team squad for the night. If not, you’d have to think something is going on there, because with eight subs allowed plus a ‘keeper, you’re probably going with Hincapié, then Zubimendi and Rice (who I’ve only left out because of the ‘easing’ that I mentioned), you need Gyokeres as your striker, Madueke will most certainly be there, then you’d think Merino for end product. Max Dowman has been in the squad, which is six, then you have probably another defender, which would be Marli Salmon I’d expect. So there’s a spot for Martinelli, but not for Ethan. If both are supposedly being touted out, then maybe neither makes the squad? So it’ll be interesting to see the subs bench more than anything else.

Whatever side he picks, they will – and should – be heavy favourites to win this. The pundits think so. Sutton’s going for a 3-0, the BBC AI has gone for 3-0, their guest has gone for a 3-0, Lewis Jones on Sky Sports is going for a 3-0, and Sports Mole goes for 2-0. I said 3-0 last night the pod, so I think there’s a universal acceptance that we’re favourites for a reason. But I go back to the first game of the 1995/96 season after we’d signed Dennis Bergkamp, thinking we’d absolutely smash newly promoted Villa and he’d have a field day, but it ended up 1-1. So you never can tell!

Anyway, I’ll leave it there for today. I have some packing to do!

Catch you all tomorrow for a review blog.

I don’t know about you, but I immediately put two and two together and made myself four. That sounds to me like Arsenal are gearing up for an exit of either Ethan or Myles, and after Myles’ performance in the Community Shield on Sunday, coupled with the fact he broke into the side in midfield and played in the Champions League final, I have a bad feeling we’re losing Ethan Nwaneri this summer.

That would make for sad times for me, because I think we’re missing a trick. I listened to the Arsecast Extra this morning on my run, and James and Andrew were talking about the situation with these two players. James’ point about Myles kind of forcing the hand and making him kind of unsellable by the way he’s played. Hey, that’s how all of us want Arsenal players to play, because if they’re all doing it, it makes for an amazing headache for Arteta, and it will almost invariably mean we’re winning football matches. But what is frustrating, I think, is how we seem to be prioritising the financial side over the football side. James and Andrew talked about the fact that both Zubimendi and Madueke, as examples, would not actually bank much cash in terms of the financial regulations, because their amortised values are still so high (i.e., the book value hasn’t been spread out over several years because they only signed last year). If that’s true, that the club is thinking about how they have to make this kind of ‘pure profit’ sale so they can give themselves headroom for other signings, it just makes me more frustrated about the Madueke deal last summer. He got eight goals and four assists from 43 appearances and 2,200+ minutes. In 2024/25, Ethan bagged – from the same position – nine goals and two assists in 37 appearances and 1,300+ minutes. Nearly 900 minutes less for Ethan, and he delivered one fewer goal/assist.

There’s nothing you can do about the past, this is all hindsight, but I’m just looking at the data, the two players, where they are at, and the fact that we wouldn’t bank much regulatory headroom for new signings because we decided that Ethan wasn’t a right winger (which I still don’t understand) and that Noni was a better output and outlay at £50million. I think Noni did alright for us last season; my issue isn’t personal to him. I just think we made what is perhaps not the right move there – to my very untrained eyes.

I guess we are where we are. But for me, if somebody gives me the option of not signing another player this summer, which means we keep Ethan but send him on loan next summer, I think I’d be ok with that. There are probably a few people who would choke at that, but I’m looking at what all of the pundits are saying with their predictions, and most are saying we should be favourites for the Premier League title by a mile. Now, last season, because Liverpool spent the GDP of a small island on players, everyone had them down to walk the league. And for the first five games, they won all of them (including against us) and Liverpool fans in particular were already booking days off after the season had ended for a blinder of a bender in Liverpool. But it didn’t pan out like that. So I understand that you can’t hang your hat on pundits’ predictions, but I think pundits got too hung up on the transfer business, and not enough on some of the other factors that impacted Liverpool’s position as defending champions. Slot had ridden the crest of the Salah and Van Dijk wave; at their ages, the age curve was always going to hit. They also picked up injuries – like everyone else did last season – and found out that Slot’s “injuries are excuses for losers” chuntering on from the season before was suddenly a crutch they wanted to lean on. Plus, and I remember saying this multiple times in his first season, I just don’t think Slot was really that great from a tactical and man-management perspective. Why bring all of this up? Well, think about where Arsenal are now compared to where Liverpool were:

• Where are our ageing players who just had a blinding ‘season for all seasons’?
• Where is our litany of mega signings that are going to over-index our ability to walk this league?
• Where was our season of having barely any injuries last season?

None of the above applies to us going into this season. On top of that, there are a host of new managers who are unknown quantities. One or two might end up being the second coming of Fergie or Wenger, but as of right now, there’s a lot more uncertainty on that front. We have the continuity manager, the settled squad, the team that everyone thinks is going to win the league. It doesn’t mean we will; things might conspire against us, but we’ve got a squad that is already championship-winning, plus we’ve added one of the best midfielders in the league and a Greek lad that many think might be the surprise package for the season. So yeah, when I think about it like that, I don’t want to roll the dice by exiting Ethan and using that money to fund a random left winger that could just end up being the left-side version of Madueke (i.e., good, but hardly massively needle-moving).

We’re in good shape. Let’s not blow it up by exiting one of our most promising youngsters.

I found a way to watch the game last night against Real Betis, and by the time I’d switched over to watch Live at the Apollo at about 9.45pm, I’d kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

Now, what we all have to say is that it is a friendly, so whilst I’m not exactly going to wax lyrical over performances today by those Arsenal players, what I will say is that this is friendly number two, it is about fitness, it is about minutes in legs and getting to see a few youngsters too. It is almost literally a zero-stakes game. That being said, I don’t think it is without merit to objectively critique some of the performances, because we are defending a Premier League title here. We made it to the summit, so we need to see that some of these players can keep us there, and pre-season is an opportunity to view who might play a big role.

I think it is also important to drop the caveat in there that this is a Betis team who are on friendly number five now. They’ve got three extra games compared to us, so there’s no doubt they came into this one fresher, with players more prepared, looking to make a little bit of a statement against a team who had the Premier League trophy on display in Dublin last night. And I think that does play a part in what unfolded; they were quicker than us, they took their chances, they were gifted some chances. And Arsenal looked exceedingly sloppy in the defensive third. Uncharacteristically so, a fact for which Arteta was clear in pointing out after the game. This wasn’t a side that delivered on the same fogging standards that he – and we – are used to. In fact, I would say that all Arsenal’s conceded goals last night were due to our own brain-fart moments that you just don’t expect. So let’s go through them.

Kepa’s blunder

Yep, in a repeat of the League Cup final, Kepa got done on a cross, this time from a corner, and within 10 minutes and their first real opportunity, Arsenal found themselves one down. We really should have been one up. If I’m being generous, I’m saying that Big Vik is rusty, because in one minute he should have buried a chance that normally you expect him to put away. We all know his limitations; we know he struggles with controlling the football at times, but when you get him in or around the six-yard box, he’s normally bagging. But it was Betis who were gifted the opener and, I’m just going to say it, so far Meslier has looked a little more assured than Kepa has so far. If Raya is in goal, that goal simply doesn’t happen.

Close your man

You have to hold your hands up and say it was a superb strike from Betis for goal number two, but there were a couple of moments about 30 seconds before the goal in which we gave the ball away sloppily.

Kai snoozing

Silly and lazy from Kai for the third, and he’ll be annoyed with himself for his pass that led to Betis’ third.

We were gifted a little present from the Betis ‘keeper to pull it back to 2-1 in the first half through Hincapie, but other than that first-minute Gyokeres chance, you can hardly say we looked worthy to be even level at the break. There was plenty of possession (we ended the game with 56 to their 43%), but there was no real penetration, with just two of nine shots on target compared to Betis’ seven from ten. And a lot of their chances came through counterattacks, or through individual defensive third errors from those Arsenal players. The errors were all over the pitch, though; it felt like we had a ton of offsides where players could just be looking along the line (in fact, it was only four), we had players who just couldn’t find the final ball, and I thought there wasn’t really a single player on the night who we can say massively impressed. I was hoping to see good stuff from Ethan, but we got a slightly spikey performance from him, clearly worked up and annoyed by something the Betis players were doing. Max never really got into the game; Tzolis was quiet, and Kai/Big Vik I’ve kind of already talked about. If there was anyone that you might think could say “yeah, I wasn’t too bad,” it was probably Calafiori, who was finding pockets of time and space in between lines at times as he does, but that was about it.

Perhaps that is a concern, but when you look at who we ended up finishing the game with, I think it’s just best if we just put this game in a box and forget it ever happened. The final XI included Fabio Vieira, Reiss Nelson and Gabriel Jesus – all of whom I think most of us expect to leave this summer. Vieira certainly looked like he was just going through the motions for me. I saw a social media message that said that three years ago today we won the Community Shield against City, with Fabio Vieira getting the winning penalty – shows what a difference just a few short years can make in football, eh?

Arsenal, Arteta and the team head back to London now, and will no doubt be greeted by Bruno Guimaraes, who signed his four-year-deal having done his medical yesterday, I believe, as reported by HandOfArsenal first thing today. It’s a fantastic signing, and I suspect he’ll be at the Emirates on Sunday to be welcomed by the home fans as we take on Dortmund. I’ve said quite a lot about him already, and £75million is still a little bit of an overpay, but it could have been a lot worse, especially given all the posturing from the Newcastle-based journos saying the number had to start with an ‘8’ to get the deal done. So I suspect all parties are happy. Now we just need to wait for closure on Vini Jr signing his new deal with Real Madrid, and Arsenal can look to pivot to other options for that left wing spot.

Makes sense; Arsenal have an unhealthy obsession with getting that stain of a football club out of jail with big transfer fees. We did it with Noni, with Kai, we took Davidf Luiz off them, plus Petr Cech. So that wouldn’t have surprised me at all if we’d have had a little nibble at that one. He’s signed a new deal at Chelsea though, so that’s that one off the table – which I’m very ok with, if I’m honest.

I thought about it though. I mean, he certainly looks a lot more of an aesthetically pleasing footballer than, say Viktor Gyokeres. I tend to sway towards the Joao Pedro-type player, because I can ‘see’ what he does when he’s not bagging. But if you look at the two players’ numbers respectively, if you’re telling your striker to bag 20+ goals in a season, you’re probably saying that’s more likely with Big Vik. Last season, in 3,694 minutes, Joao Pedro bagged 20 goals. In 3,481 minutes – that’s 213 minutes, which works out to be just under two-and-a-half full 90-minute appearances, by the way – Viktor Gyokeres got 21 goals. Big Vik registered three assists to Joao Pedro’s nine, so perhaps that gives you an insight into the differences between the players, but it does show you what the identities of the two footballers is. Big Vik does goals and pretty much nothing else. There’s a little more to Joao Pedro’s game. The second question I had when thinking about this, is that Joao Pedro was in a pretty crappy Chelsea team, so does he bag more in a title-winning Arsenal side? Possibly.

As Arsenal fans, it’s really interesting to see that relationship between Big Vik and the fanbase. Some think he’s just a wardrobe that is useful for bundling in tap-ins against weaker sides; others see a player who is ultimately all end product, which is exactly what we missed the season before last. At 28 there’s not really a lot more for him to evolve into, and I’ll be honest he wasn’t my preferred choice last summer, but I do think he grew into the side more after the Christmas period. From January onwards he registered nine goals and an assist in the Premier League, including a brace at The Scum. In all competitions it was 14 goals and all three of his assists, so you could tell that after the initial bedding in period, he found his place, and his teammates were able to get him into positions to score. So for next season, we should definitely be looking for an uptick in the volume of goals if he’s able to contribute from the start.

Unless of course he’s moved on. It’s quite surprising – unless you’re somebody like Chelsea – to be moving a player on after one season. But with the departure of Norgaard for Everton, I don’t think any of us can rule it out, and there’s certainly been one or two rumours about Big Vik being used as a makeweight for certain clubs. Personally, I think he’ll stay. Arsenal are, as we all know, going ‘all in’ on Vini Junior and if that somehow does happen (I don’t know any Arsenal fans who are more than ’50/50′ on that one by the way), then I doubt the club are going to be looking to disrupt too many positions. But if we get noises this week that Vini Junior is set to stay at Real Madrid and sign a new deal…well…I do think Arsenal will pivot to Alvarez. Mikel Arteta will be sad if the Vini Jr door closes, but if you offer him a player he previously worked with, and Arsenal just decide to go big on the Argentinian, then I suspect one of the more regular players from last season is getting nudged out the door.

I guess the question would then become “Who?”. I think most of us thought it would be Gabby Martinelli who is on his way. His career seems to have plateaued, his goal contribution domestically last season wasn’t good enough, plus there seems to be a very public courting of left wingers this summer. But Julian Alvarez played almost exclusively as a number nine last season. Yes, we know he can play across the front three, but if you’re spending that kind of outlay that Atleti are demanding, you need to have a proper plan for the player. If that plan is centre-forward, then surely Martinelli has to stay and duke it out with Tzolis on the left? If it’s to be on the left – which I highly doubt because he’s played there a total of four times in the last four seasons by the way – then you would look to move on Big Vik. So despite some of these rumours about the Swede’s potential exit, it doesn’t feel very likely to me.

I do wonder how many minutes Gyokeres will get though. We saw Kai bag a very tidy goal in Girona on Saturday night, and the German was favoured for the Champions League final. If he can finally stay fit for most of the season, then it feels like he’s going to be Arteta’s main man for most of the bigger games, so what will that do for Gyokeres’ chances of hitting 20+ goals again? I’d wager it would be tough for him to bag that volume of goals with 1,000 minutes less in the season, for example, but if you’re looking at the Everton game at home as an example of where he can be dangerous – off the bench to grab the winner late, before the now-legendary Dowman goal – then maybe he can be the kind of marksman who finds a place in this Arsenal side as a rotational gunman? I think if you’re telling the Arsenal fans who are still a bit unsure on him, that he’s going to be used in that way, I think a lot of us would therefore prefer to keep Gyokeres around for another season.

One things for sure, though, I do think we need to keep Kai fit. If so, I think that’s massive for our chances of retaining the league.

Back tomorrow.

I liked Dowman’s performance, who assisted for Kai’s smart finish, then also bagged a good effort from the edge of the box. For all the talk of new signings, yesterday was a timely reminder that we have a potentially generational talent coming through into this team this season. Dowman is a year older, a year wiser, a year stronger, and he’s going to take somebody’s minutes this season for sure.

Speaking of new signings, Christos Tzolis also got on the scoresheet, with what feels like it might be a bit of a trademark goal of his that we will hopefully see more of. I, like you, I’m sure, did the whole “watch ALL the YouTube comps” of this fella when he was rumoured to be signing, and his finishing from distance was certainly something that stood out. He knows where the goal is and wants to run at his defender and get a shot away. That’s exactly what he did with his finish yesterday, and I hope it is more to come.

I am always wary though, because I remember seeing Gervinho bag two goals for us in his first game for The Arsenal – I think it was against FC Köln – and I remember thinking then that we’ve got a baller/killer on the flanks. That obviously didn’t work out, with the culmination of that being the now-famous horror miss of an open goal at Bradford City in the League Cup. So whilst it’s still great to see Tzolis (unofficially) open his account, we need to be mindful that one pre-season goal does not make a career. We’re going to need to see it on a more regular basis from our new Greek winger.

One player who was on the scoresheet, with whom I don’t think we’ll be seeing a lot of, is Gabriel Jesus. It sounds like all parties are up for a move this summer, and certainly he’ll find himself very far down on the pecking order if he were to stay beyond August. His finish had an element of fortune about it, as he pounced on a tackle won in midfield to be put in on goal. It was a smart finish, it was a tidy finish, and it’s one that I think will be good for a shop window or two, but I can’t see him wanting to replicate last season, in which he made 27 appearances but only 988 minutes in all competitions. He’s a guy who is 29, will only have a few more years of a playing career left, and has already won titles at Man City and The Arsenal. What use – other than money – is there for a player of his pedigree and with the career he’s had? He’d be far better suited to getting himself back to Brazil, or to a European club who want to make him first choice. I could see him do well in a less-intense league; perhaps Italy? It’s somewhere that he would be able to at least get another two to three years playing, I would have thought – just look at how Giroud got on after he left the Premier League?

I didn’t watch the whole match, because I refuse to pay for pre-season friendlies, but I’ve seen people talking up Ethan and Myles as well, which is really good. I spoke about Ethan in Friday’s blog, and Mikel had some nice words to say about his maturity too, and with the Community Shield happening next weekend, as well as a friendly in Dublin in midweek, it does feel as though we need to be seeing him get some more minutes and continuing to impress. Maybe even a start in the Community Shield? With Martin still not back, and Kai and Gyokeres only just being eased back with the first 30 minutes, there’s a spot there for both Ethan and Myles. And with Norgaard on his way to Everton, there’s more space available in that midfield, because even if we announced Bruno literally this second, I don’t think Arteta would through him in next weekend after just one week of training with the team. If I was to guess, I’d think that it’ll be a lot of youngsters starting next week’s showpiece opener.

Scratch that – just seen it’s the week after that the Community Shiled kicks us off, but there are still three games to play between now and then, and if I’m ethan I’m looking to play plenty of minutes to impress the boss.

That’s probably all I can give you for today. I suspect today or tomorrow we’ll get more Bruno noises, as Norgaard completes his Everton deal, which will free up space for the Brazilian, and when that is confirmed, you can’t say we’re not now in a stronger position than at the start of the transfer window.,

Catch you tomorrow – if you want some bonus content, we did a summer pod with Gooner HIllsy yesterday on the Same Old Arsenal podcast. Watch that here.

Yes, there’s a game on today as Arsenal take on Girona, but you and I both know that isn’t the first thing that popped into your mind – was it?

Step forward our guy HandOfArsenal:

EXCL : Arsenal Football Club have personal terms agreed in principle with Vinicius Junior. Roc Nation will go armed into negotiations with Real Madrid with a monstrous offer from the English Champions…….over to you Vinicius Junior. Story W/ @MrArsenicTM

— HandofArsenal (@HandofArsenal) July 31, 2026

I swear, that guy IS Berta, right? Or maybe…..

I’ve got it – it’s his daughter Paola.

I’m using the homogenised version of ‘guy’ now….

How else would you get such scoops?

Anyway, that doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that alongside Ornstein, HandOfArsenal has proven themselves to be somebody who is pretty accurate with their intel, they clearly have approval of the club to do this, and they have delivered another side to the Vinicius Junior to Arsenal story that we didn’t know. A knew angle. Fresh #Content. Grade-A5 Kobe beef wagyu ribeye flavours delivered into our eyeballs courtesy of social media platforms. And naturally all of our Arsenal timelines blew up.

Of course, this means nothing, and is far from ‘a done deal’. But from the initial “that’s ambitious from Arsenal – love it” through to “well, it probably won’t happen”, then “ahh, shame, it definitely didn’t happen”, now to “Wait….is there an outside chance here?”

This is a potentially seismic change that could impact Arsenal Football Club in so many facets. And what we’re going through on this change curve varies with who yoiu are and where you are:

We got the Ornbomb last Saturday – shock.

I think most of us hit ‘denial’ on Sunday, as we realised it probably wouldn’t happen.

Then came the “Arsenal are only doing this because of the inactivity – FFS!” – frustration mode activated.

Getting bantered by rival fans as Sky Sports’ Jose Mourinho mouthpiece Gary Cotterill said “He will stay at Madrid” came out around Tuesday, I think – that was the depression.

Hand Of Arsenal last night shifted most of us back up that graph above.

Experiment? Is that the part with which we all start working out what our team will look like? How we’re going to function and drawing up First XIs using various lineup apps? If I speak, I am in trouble…

I guess the Decision part, as HandOfArsenal says in their tweet, is all on Vinicius Junior. Arsenal have done all they can. They’ve run the numbers, they’ve debated the impact, they will have considered how this affects squad composition, they’d have thought about what might be needed in terms of sales to be generated, there’s the other players and what that does to wage negotiations they’d have factored in – and all of this still points towards the most ambitious move in the history of the club. That’s not even hyperbole; this is a peak-age, top three footballer in the world. This is a brand that will instantly catapult Arsenal even further globally than they’ve ever been. KSE aren’t doing this because they found an extra £500million down the sofa; they know that a brand like Vini Junior’s could be a massive statement for their whole franchise. They know that it will make the world sit up and take note. And as the USA rides the crest of the World Cup wave (good to see that parasite Infantino has backed down on his FFE money-scheme now – if he can just ‘step down’ next, that would be great), KSE know that the right move now could mean big cash value added to their already huge asset in Arsenal Football Club.

Heck, I’m not knocking it, because we’ve been living in an age of people realising the importance of personal branding for at least the last 10 years. But right now, with image rights being at the centre of this whole discussion, I think we can see why Arsenal’s chances might just be up to about 40% of this actually happening. And even that feels mental compared to a week ago. KSE know this. Arsenal know this. Vini Junior and Roc Nation (his agency) know this. And most importantly, Real Madrid know this. Which is why it is a sticking point. Because Madrid knows the knock-on effect the outcome of these discussions could have. In the same way that Arsenal fans and the English media are speculating over Vini Junior’s potential arrival at The Arsenal, meaning big changes in terms of our wage structure, if he stays and Madrid give him what he wants (higher percentage of image rights), then they open the same Pandora’s box, but for image rights of their big names. Which is why we’re in this position right now. Arsenal have gone big, they’ve gone bold, they’ve gone hard.

And as Arsenal fans, you can’t knock it.

I also think that the fact we’re getting this sort of information is really good, because it shows a little more on the inner workings of these big transfers. Also, hopefully, if it doesn’t come off, we’ve all been given enough of a sneak peak into how this deal unfolded. So if it doesn’t happen for The Arsenal, we all know why – and it isn’t because of Arsenal. It will simply be that Real Madrid blinked, or maybe Vini Junior just decided he would blink and simply couldn’t leave them – which I understand.

The Spanish media mouthpiece of Real Madrid – Marca – are leading with ‘sign it or leave’ – and although that was from yesterday morning, I’ve seen a screengrab of the back page of Marca today which also leads with the same news lines – so this is clearly at a stage in which briefings are happening. And hey, he may still decide that he wants to stay, even on those Real Madrid terms that aren’t exactly what he wants. But if that happens, then you won’t hear me complaining about The Arsenal’s moves – they just need to know sooner or later so we can move on if needed.

Is there a downward bit to the change curve if that happens? Asking for a friend.

At this stage, despite the noises of him being up for sale and Arsenal looking for a left-wing replacement, even Gabriel Martinelli being back is good news. With Leo gone, he’s now the de facto left winger. If Arsenal have a bit of a faceplant on the new left-wing signing, we have to look to him to up his output for next season. And whilst I am sure I am like you in thinking it’s probably best for him and the club to move on, I still have an affection for the player. I still want him to be successful. And if he has some pre-season games in which he performs well, maybe bags a goal or two, I think it helps all involved. It will help to put him in the shop window for prospective employers, might bump a fee up a little (as, we hope, will his winning goal in the World Cup knockout stages), but at worst it shows that he’s ready to be part of the team for the start of the new season. I’d have him playing this weekend against Girona – even though he’s only just checked in with the squad.

Hincapie is in there, Dowman, Big Vik, Ben White, Kai, Gabriel Jesus, Tzolis…heck, we’ve even been treated to a bit of Nelson and Viera. Getting the band back together boys and girls!

One person I will be interested to see a bit more of this summer is Ethan Nwaneri. I had a chat with Johnny about it on the recent crossover Dugout episode on the Arsenal Opinion Podcast (you can check the full episode out here), and it’s a curious case with young Ethan. I’m not sure any of us really know what to do with him. We all want him to succeed at The Arsenal; he’s a Hale Ender, he burst onto the scene with BANG BANG goal threat and an explosive dribble over 15 yards, but then last season became the forgotten man after he signed his deal last summer. The loan move to Marseille was a disasterclass in planning; anyone who’s anyone could have told you there’s an outside chance that De Zerbi could go thermonuclear at any moment, so whilst he’s a good coach, it was always going to be volatile. And so we didn’t get what we wanted, which was an Ethan Nwaneri with 20 games, five goals and five assists in France to his name, but rather a man that Habib Beye just said needs to train a little harder.

I’m not sold on Noni, and neither was Johnny on the pod, and I personally would give Ethan a go on that wing. The central spaces are just too congested, and if we have Bruno G landing on our doorstep any day now, then what does that say for Ethan? If Arteta only sees him as a central player, then his days look numbered. And that would be a real shame.

So what we need is for him to get hella minutes this summer, and maybe there can be a touch of the Saliba’s 2022 for him as he tries to wrestle a place in the squad from a more established guy. And why couldn’t he? Arteta has shown willingness with the likes of Saliba, because before that Ben White was our centre-half, plus we have a history of senior pro’s being displaced before we thought they might. Saka effectively ended Pepe’s career. Before him Bellerin took advantage of Debuchy’s injury. We have seen that if you are good enough, then you can push others out, and that’s what I’m hoping for Ethan. It might mean that somebody else sees less game time, but it is what it is.

I would try him at right wing, though. This summer, I mean, because Noni posted a picture of himself boarding a plane to get to pre-season training, which means he won’t be ready for Grona. Saka won’t be there; maybe Martinelli is just going to be able to do a 20-minute cameo, and besides, I already mentioned that he’s the left-wing guy, so why not Ethan on the right? I read/heard somewhere that internally at the club they don’t view Nwaneri as a winger; I would argue differently given what we saw two seasons ago. Try it again. He’s older, he looks like he’s filled out even more, he knows what Arteta expects from a pressing a defnesive duties perspective, so give him a chance to prove himself.

What I would say is that Arsenal shouldn’t feel the need to sell this summer. If there’s no space right now, let’s get him a good Premier League loan where there are clauses that mean he has to play 30 games. If he gets that, I think he could bang, and if he does, if we get another season of inconsistency from Madueke, then we have ourselves a ready-made understudy to Saka from 2027/28. It all feels too simple, right? That’s what happens when you play football on apps/PCs, I guess. But one thing’s for sure from my perspective: I really don’t want to hear that we’ve agreed a fee with another club for his servcies this summer. That would be the worst outcome for me as a fan.

Right, I’ll leave it there. I have to paint a brick wall and a back gate. Catch you all tomorrow. Think we’re going to do a Saturday morning Same Old Arsenal pod.

Why I’m talking about it is obvious; Bruno Guimaraes is clearly edging closer towards an Arsenal move. And that’s good news for us. Yesterday on the Arsenal Opinion Podcast show Johnny and I talked about the player – as many of us have on numerous pods – but I went as far as to say Bruno G could have a more transformational impact on The Arsenal than Vini Junior would. That’s not just a soundbite designed to raise eyebrows; I believe it, because of the style of player he is. And I’m getting a bit hot on him, I have to say. He’s a tempo-setter; he’ll be the person to pick the ball up deep, distribute, but also win the ball back and provide goals too. He bagged nine goals and eight assists in all competitions last season. He’s also fairly robust. He missed 14 games with a hamstring injury last season, but according to TransferMarkt, he’s only missed 22 matches in the last six seasons. That’s the kind of record I can get behind.

He’s prime age too. He’s a leader; Eddie Howe had him as his captain, so his leaving Newcastle tells me that the manager has had enough, because this deal is nearing completion.

And, in classic transfer ‘peaks-and-troughs’ style news yesterday, we also got some competing views from the Sky Sports news at the beginning of the week, with the latest noises around Vini Junior that maybe this deal isn’t as dead as Gary “let’s have dinner together Jose” Cotterill would have you think. Supposedly, there are more talks this week; there is a big gap in the wage requirements and image rights, and that doesn’t seem like it’s changing any time soon. I guess from the clubs side, it’s probably about Vini coming more to them than them getting closer to his wants. If that’s the case, maybe this deal goes from ‘fading’ to “well, maybe it’s a 25% chance it happens”?

Again, we’ll just have to sit here and wait.

At least we have something else to talk about, though, because Mikel was interviewed on the official site , and he’s talked about how he’s back and ready to go. I loved the video and his take on how we have all gone through a ‘story’ together. His reminder of where we were when he took over is timely; we’re all still euphoric about being Premier League champions, but let’s never forget that it was Mikel who has steered us through this journey. Through the bad times and now to the good, he has been the driving force. No matter what happens in the future, I am going to remember that and always be thankful to him for that. Like, I was thankful to Arsene for what he did for the club. Yes, it got a little toxic towards the end; yes, it kind of fizzled out rather than ended with a bang, but with the benefit of time, I can be appreciative of what Arsene achieved at Arsenal. I choose to only look at the positives now. Mikel Arteta has etched himself into Arsenal history, and although one day it will come to an end, in the fullness of time, I’m sure all Arsenal fans will choose to only remember the good things.

Look at me, I’m talking as if he’s on his way out, which of course none of us want. What we want is for the team to be ready to go come that first game of the second in a few weeks, and it sounds as though the players are chomping at the bit. I liked his comment about Declan Rice saying “I could come back on this date, then be ready to play on this date” – yes please, let’s have some of those vibes from the players, because it’s easy to think they’ll all be a bit football-ed out having played so many games last season. But they need to rest up, then take advice from the club on when to be integrated back in. The fact that Mikel referenced having three different pre-seasons for those players returning also shows you just how challenging it is going to be for him to kick the season off. He needs to get the balance right and not rush players back, but equally, if they are showing all the signs of being ready, he has to make sure he re-introduces them at the right time to maintain the energy in the group. We’re the champions. We have a target on our backs. Everyone will want to knock us off our perch. So we need to be ready for that, because they’re all coming for us.

Back tomorrow.

So, here we are again. Nothing. There’s no Bruno Guimaraes news – no bid, no “talks progressing”, not even a lazily-sourced “Arsenal are monitoring the situation” to chew on over a coffee. And then yesterday Sky went and confirmed the thing a few of us had already quietly braced ourselves for: Vinicius Junior is staying at Real Madrid. New deal, silly money, Mourinho wants him, Perez wants him. That’s that, then.

Three days ago I was making the case for him and recalibrating the dream XI like everyone else. Now the window’s gone flat again. So rather than bash out my four hundredth blog of the summer about how we need to spend some faaaakin’ money, I thought I’d do something a bit different today.

My mate Darren Berry has written a book – Arsenal – Champions Again Olé Olé, out through Legends Publishing – and he asked me to review it. I’ve read the lot. Here’s what I made of it.

He nearly didn’t write it at all

The best thing about this book is the reason it almost didn’t exist.

Back in November, with us top of the league and the North London Derby coming up, Darren’s publisher messaged asking if he fancied writing something about “the season you may actually win something”. His reaction was pure football supporter: absolutely not, because writing a book about the season would jinx it.

His rule, in capital letters, was: DO NOT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THE FOOTBALL SEASON.

I loved that he opened with this, because it made me feel completely seen. We all do it. The lucky pants, the same pub, the same seat, the same walk from the tube. We know it’s nonsense. We do it anyway. As Darren puts it, logic and football supporters don’t exactly go hand in hand.

What he did instead is clever. He wrote it in what he calls “going all Netflix on you” – starting at the end, flashing back to August, then jumping forward to a present day that was actually last November. It shouldn’t work. It absolutely does, because you’re reading a bloke who doesn’t know how it ends, right up until the point where he does.

That’s the whole trick of the book. It isn’t a history written by someone who already knows we won it. It’s the nine months, in real time, with all the terror still in them.

The anxiety chapter is the best thing in it

There’s a section called “Moments” that I’d recommend to anyone, whether they support Arsenal or not.

Darren writes very openly about anxiety – the medication, the meditation, the lot – and how it taught him to stop and take a moment. Then he applies that to being an Arsenal fan in a title race. Football is supposed to be the escape from the real world, and somewhere along the way, for a lot of us, it stopped being one.

I liked where Darren talked about learning to appreciate the moments – Raya’s save against Brighton, the injury-time winner against Wolves, Rice chasing Harry Kane down and the whole ground going up – because it made me feel less mad about how much of last season I spent worrying instead of enjoying. He’s right. If we hadn’t won it, none of those moments would have counted. Because we did, every one of them was part of it.

His line about the Premier League trophy being a massive pair of noise-cancelling headphones is one I’ll be nicking, by the way.

The bit that got me

I wasn’t expecting a football book to knock me sideways, but there’s a chapter about his mate Gary Read – Gaz – who died last year at 46, before he got to see us do it.

Darren’s own tribute is lovely, but what makes it is that he hands the page over to Gaz’s mates and lets them all have a go. Some of it’s heartbreaking. Some of it’s exactly what you’d say about a bloke who’d taken the mickey out of you for a decade. One of them calls him the friendliest, most caring, funny, miserable so-and-so you’d ever meet, and you can hear him saying it.

I liked where Darren wrote about watching the 2014 FA Cup final with Gaz – every emotion a supporter feels in a lifetime, crammed into 120 minutes – because it made me think about the people I sit near in Block 5 and the ones I’ve shared this with over the years. That’s the actual thing, isn’t it? The football’s the excuse. The people are the point.

And then, because football is football, Eze gets paraded on the pitch on the very day Gaz’s family were there – and Gaz had a soft spot for Palace. You couldn’t write it.

The good, silly stuff

It’s not all heavy. It’s very funny.

Max Dowman is never just Max Dowman – he’s 15-YEAR-OLD MAX DOWMAN, then 16-YEAR-OLD MAX DOWMAN, always in capitals, and it gets funnier every time. There’s “Thursday’s Best Team in the World”. There’s a bit where he considers doing a North London Derby without a drink and concludes it’s like cutting your hands off to see how you cope brushing your teeth.

Best of all is the “Receipts Kept” box at the end of every month, where he simply prints what the pundits said and lets them hang themselves. Jamie O’Hara reckoning we invented the long throw. Joe Hart openly wanting City to win it. Martin Samuel crowning Liverpool in September. No commentary needed.

The chapter I didn’t expect

Darren worked as a stadium tour host at the Emirates for three years, and he writes about his last shift.

I liked where he talked about the fella from the States who sat in the dugout and burst into tears because visiting the Emirates was his lifelong dream, and about giving a terminally ill man called George the full VIP treatment – because it made me feel guilty about how easily I take it for granted. I moan about the queue for the tube. Some people save for years just to stand in an empty stadium.

Perry Groves – who also writes the foreword, drawing a neat parallel between what George Graham did in 1986 and what Arteta has done – tells him at the end of that last shift: “Don’t look back, Daz. No tears.”

Worth your money?

Yes. Easily.

If you want tactical breakdowns and xG charts, this isn’t it, and Darren tells you so up front. What you get instead is what it actually felt like to be an Arsenal supporter through those nine months. The fear, the pettiness, the daft superstitions, the hatred coming at us from every direction, the mates who weren’t there to see it, and then that Tuesday night in May when City drew at Bournemouth and 22 years just… stopped.

The last third, where he opens it up to Gooners around the world – a 75-year-old dad in tears in a pub, a woman refreshing score apps in California, a lass in a Brooklyn bar with Spike Lee – is worth it on its own.

Get it bought. It’s a proper Arsenal book, written by a proper Arsenal fan.

Right – back to refreshing the transfer news tomorrow. Something’s got to give eventually.

It has been a really tough time for him over the last two seasons, and when you look at his injury record for 2024/25 and 2025/26, you can sort of understand why we’re being linked with somebody like Ezri Konsa. The Villa man is the same age as White, yet look at his record compared to Benny Blanco’s. It’s night and day. I am still not a fan of the move, if I’m honest, but that’s mainly because of his age and the cost it would take to prize him out of Villa. Given what they’ve just got for Rogers, they’ll probably want north of £ 40- £ 50 million, and you just can’t pay that for a player who looked a little shaky at times during the World Cup, plus who probably only has about four years of top-flight football left in him.

But the challenge Arsenal have, is putting all the eggs in the ‘Ben White fitness‘ basket. Four injuries in 2025/26 amounting to 13 games missed, and they’re all the types of injuries that have you worried – a couple of knocks, a knee injury and a hamstring injury. In 2024/25 it was three knee injuries (including one surgery) and one ‘unknown injury’ that kept him out for a game. But all that said, he’s a fantastic footballer; he offers so much to us in terms of the way he plays that right back slot differently to Timber, and personally, even with all of those injury problems, I’d still think we should be rolling the dice and having him for another season.

The big question will be over Timber. And those questions exist purely because I personally got Tomas Rosicky/Thomas Vermaelen vibes from the noises that came out at the end of last season. You remember, right? When they just couldn’t work out fully what was wrong with Rosicky, so he was meant to be out for a few weeks, then it was months, then it was like a whole season. That’s the worry with Timber, but I guess the good news is that what we saw yesterday is him in training with the team. We have to hope that basically the decision for him not to go to the World Cup was about sensible management and telling him, “you could risk it, but without rest, you might not play much next season”. The World Cup is the dream for any professional footballer, but if you are telling him he could miss another whole season, he’s clearly got to take the sensible option for the long-term health of his body. He’s already lost a season with an ACL when he first signed for us; he missed 11 games last season, plus 10 games in 2024/25 for both Arsenal and the Netherlands, and at 25 he still has a few more Euros and World Cups he could go to, so I’m hoping that he’s good to go come the start of the season. What we need to see, however, is a good pre-season from both him and White, because we need to know that they are ok to kick us off. Then, we need Arteta to rotate the two as well, because if Saliba is out for three to four months (although apparently not as bad as first feared, which is good), then it’s more than likely to be Mosquera in that right centre-half role.

Here’s the thing though, when you look at it, we kind of ‘do’ have cover. I get the John Stones links, I really do, but we could have, come the start of the season, the following players who could play the following positions:

• Right back: Timber, White, Mosquera
• Right centre-half: Mosquera, White, (Maybe Big Gabi or Calafiori at a push – Norgaard too if he stays)
• Left centre-half: Gabriel, Calafiori, Hincapie
• Left back: Hincapie, Calafiori, MLS

So we have seven players for four positions. That’s not too bad, right? So if we’re keeping Norgaard, for example, then it also gives us eight players. So I’m less stressed about our situation. I get it, none of those right centre-back positions are coming close to Saliba, but you aren’t dropping £ 75 million on an alternative, so until Big Bill is back, we have to make-do-and-mend. Mosquera is a guy who probably deserves a run of matches to see just how well he can do, so I’d be keen to give him a shot in that position, for sure. He may have wobbled a little at the end of last season, and he’ll not want to re-watch that Champions League final, I’d suspect, but that was him in at right back. My memories of him at centre half are impressing against Liverpool at Anfield, for example.

So I put us in a pretty decent spot in defence, all things considered, and so for me it is more about working out how to improve our attack that we need to focus on more. The good news is that Kai’s Germany were knocked out early against Paraguay, so hopefully he’ll be back within the next week or so. If we can get a fully fit season out of him, that would be massive too. And we shouldn’t forget the impact he has on the way we play and our style. Might do a little more on that tomorrow. For now though, I’ll leave it there, and catch you all tomorrow. Be good, be safe, enjoy your Tuesday.

For starters, most of the Arsenal boys got on to the pitch, with Rice, Saka, and Eze all starting. And lo and behold, each of them had an impact on the match; Rice bagging a good goal for the first, Eze providing an assist to Saka, who also netted a hat-trick and promptly declared afterwards that he was fit and wish he’d have played more.

Great stuff. Now go spend two weeks on a beach somewhere, mate. Get those Achilles rested and ease yourself back into pre-season with The Arsenal. Same goes with Rice, Eze and Madueke. You’re all going to be needed.

Saka’s performance won’t help Tuchel’s cause, though, I don’t expect. He decided to drop Saka for Rogers, and let’s be honest, aside from a good ball in for the Gordon goal, he was hardly sparkling against Argentina. I guess the counterpoint to that was that nobody was, but this was still a good example of showing why you put Saka in your team. He is a game changer. Hopefully, he can continue to be for us next season, too. He even said that Arsenal fans have nothing to worry about. Super duper stuff.

What’s not super duper, however, was the Ornbomb we got, in which David declared that once again, Chelsea have gazumped Arsenal for a player, and Morgan Rogers would be a Chelsea man next week. Chelsea fans will be delighted. Villa will be delighted. There are some Arsenal fans on social media who are a bit miffed at this.

I am not one of them.

I have said it a couple of times over the last week, but the price matters, especially when you are operating in these PSR times. Chelsea are gamers of the system. They will pay £117million – probably about £30million more than what he’s worth – just to get this guy in. Their fans will laugh at how they’ve poached him from us, but the reality is, they have to make some kind of statement after a season in which they finished 10th, have no European football, and still have a squad that is so packed to the rafters with other players they over-paid for, that they’ll have to offload this summer, I’d expect. I call them gamers to the system, because I have no doubt that they’ll have paid Villa this fee because Villa need it for PSR and accounting ‘creativity’, whilst Chelsea will probably need the same in reverse, so Villa will probably ‘pay’ them £50million for Nicholas Jackson. We’ve seen Newcastle and Villa do things like that, and Chelsea and Villa are also in the same boat.

For Arsenal, I’m pleased they stood firm, because frankly I was a little confused as to where he was going to play. If it was as a wide-forward, then I’m looking at this and saying that perhaps this will allow Arsenal to focus on somebody like a Barcola? He’s spent more time playing wide-left, so why not have a proper go for him now?

I do think that Berta might be under a bit of pressure now, because whilst the fans are a bit restless, I suspect the manager will be too. Arteta said after the Champions League final that we have to be ambitious and we have to be fast, and here we are on 19th July and our main target (or so it seemed) is heading elsewhere. That won’t be a good look for Andrea, so I suspect he and Arteta will be having some choice words about what happens next.

Chelsea did this to us before with Mudryk, so we pivoted for Trossard and that worked out very well indeed. We have to hope at this stage, that the club have an alternative target in mind and are going to pull the trigger sooner rather than later. Could that be a Barcola? Maybe. Could that be a left-of-field option like a Nusa, Lookman, or Nico Williams? We know Arteta loves the latter, so I don’t see why we couldn’t have a punt at one of these names.

I do wonder if Arsenal will want to make a ‘statement’ this summer, but the challenge they have, a bit like the striker market last summer, is that there just doesn’t seem to be the profile of elite wingers who have been burning it up in mainland Europe this summer. And what of the Premier League? I’d certainly be having a look at Kroupi, and if Mitoma was a bit younger, I’d have a go for him, but his age and some injury problems in the last couple of seasons preclude us from going for him, surely.

The challenge Arsenal are going to have, if they don’t strike soon, however, is that targets are going to start moving elsewhere. There was talk about the Scum making moves for Kroupi, Liverpool are also interested in Barcola, whilst Barca have already moved for Arteta’s other favoured player Anthony Gordon. If we hold on to our playing cards too long, there might not be too many great options left.

This is where Berta earns his coing now – and we need to see Arsenal starting to flash theirs at clubs with players we want.

Back tomorrow with more news, as we contemplate where to go next with all of the players having done the World Cup and the transfer merry-go-round gets into full force. See you then.

Last night’s ‘HandBomb’ was that Morgan Rogers is advancing, and talks aren’t expected to be a problem. Apparently, the two clubs are in discussion, as I was speculating about yesterday, it looks like Villa is making moves to get their replacements going, too. My view on it remains that how ‘good’ this deal is, is dependent on the fee we pay. There are people out there who will say, “Well, it isn’t your money so what do you care?”, but my contention that is that it should matter to Arsenal fans. We don’t have a bottomless pit of cash, the PSR rules are such that we can’t just blow £500million on players anyway, so if you go hard and heavy on one player, it could mean you aren’t able to secure a player on a certain fee in another position. The difference between a Rogers at £100million and a Rogers at £130million could be a young prospect we miss out on.

So yeah, the fees does matter, in my opinion.

There’s also the whole “£72million Nicholas Pepe” curse that we are all very familiar with. That fee we paid for the Ivorian was a millstone around his neck. If Elliot Anderson isn’t essentially Rodri 2.0, he’ll be deemed a ‘waste of money’ at £116million, rival clubs to City will ‘banter’ City for the figure they paid, and it heaps more pressure on a player. We all thought with Declan Rice that he might suffer from the £105million price tag, but that quickly was kicked into touch, with us now even mocking the fact we got him ‘half price’. So if the rumoured fee of £130million is true, then personally I’d hope Arsenal start to look elsewhere. Transfermarkt has his value at €90million, which is about £76.5million. If Villa were to get £100million for him, that’s more than a fair deal, I’d think.

I like Rogers as a player, I really do. I remember in the last two seasons against us, he’s looked particularly dangerous on several fronts. He’s somebody who will have a shot from distance, he’s a guy who can take on a player or two, and, I think, two seasons ago in particular at Villa Park, every time he picked up the ball, he looked like he could hurt us. But I am still a bit bemused as to how he’s being deployed if he signs. Centrally? If so, where? Left eight? Left wing? Last season, to be fair, he started 14 times on the left wing, and got five goals, so as opposed to Eze, where we thought he was going to be the left-wing choice and then nothing of the sort happened, perhaps you could see this as something he is deployed as?

He also got five assists there, and played left wing in Villa’s home win against us, although I must confess I don’t 100% remember how he played last season. He bagged two goals against both West Ham and Man United over Christmas as a left winger, and when Villa were running crazily hot last season over their xG, I’m pretty sure it was he who was a big reason for that.

I like his athleticism too, something called out in this video, which I watched earlier. I can see why Mikel would want somebody with the physical profile that he has; the Premier League is a very physical league, full of battles and duels that have to be won all over the pitch, so if you have somebody like Rogers, you know you’re getting a dual monster and battler.

I still can’t help but think about how this works with the team at the moment, though. Does this mean Martinelli goes? If that’s the case, then we don’t really have any touchline wingers anymore. Tzolis is about to arrive, he’s right-footed, but players on the left are going to be somebody who wants to come into the field more, but I guess the counter to this point is that Martinelli was never really massively impressive as a touchline winger as it is. He found his best form coming in from the left, and I think Arteta has tried to push that out of him when he’s played, so if we get both Rogers and Tzolis, it will be interesting to see what job Arteta asks both of them to do on the left.

The other final bit of news is that apparently Barca have set a deadline of the end of this month for their offer for Alvarez to join them. Honestly, that club are a bunch of pr*cks, with their ultimatum. If you want the player so bad, pay the money, instead of constantly trying to low ball teams. They did it for years with us, now they’re doing it with Atleti. I hope the Spanish capital side stay firm. Or better, sell him to us foir cheaper than barca offered. That would really piss them off.

But for now it just feels like that one is probably one in which Arsenal need to just have a ‘watching brief’ on. There’s no point in moving for him whilst the circus is in town and ringmaster Laporta is playing his games in the press. Just leave it be and see if Barca do indeed walk away.

Right, that’s me done for today. I’ll be back tomorrow with more thoughts. There’s that pointless ‘Bronze place’ trophy this evening. I just hope no Arsenal players see a single minute. Play all those that haven’t played much, except The Arsenal boys, thanks.

Catch you all tomorrow. Have a good one.

Or maybe, they were talking about where they’re going on their holidays. For Martin, that is obviously a priority closer to now than Declan, as the Norwegian team will probably be on their way home today I’d imagine. For Declan, that won’t happen until at least coming up to the weekend, which also made me wonder about the Community Shield and the first Premier League game of the season at home to Coventry.

Who could we realistically see, based on their participation at the World Cup?

In my mind, depending on the player, you have to give them at least two weeks’ holiday. Then, they’ll need at least two weeks of pre-season training. For some players, I suspect an extended holiday is needed, then perhaps an easing back into action. Somebody like Declan Rice, for example, needs to be getting a minimum of three weeks on a beach. With that in mind, I thought I’d spend today mapping out a team for the first Premier League game. I could do the Community Shield, but let’s be honest, it’s just a glorified friendly, so I thought I’d focus on the more important stuff.

So, who could realistically start for us on that first game on 21st August? Here’s me doing what me mammy always said re: showing my workings (A-Level maths teacher). And, because I’m a traditionalist, I’ve gone one to 11, thinking of traditional numbers for each player. For example, the full backs are 2 and 3, the wingers are seven and 11, we have a four and five at centre-back, a six at the base, an eight and 10 in the middle and a nine up front.

1. David Raya – Fairly easy one to kick us off. He’s basically been given a first-class seat for Spain’s games on the bench in this World Cup. Quite how he isn’t the number one is bizarre, because he’s clearly lightyears ahead of Unai Simon, but hey, he’s got less chance of being injured and that’s an easy one to start me off today.
2. Ben White – Ben is training already, he’s looking ripped, he’ll have had a full pre-season in him, plus he has a new friend to make him extra happy in Illan Meslier. We thought we’d lost him at the end of last season, but I can see him having a very important early impact for you. And that couldn’t make me happier.
3. Riccardo Calafiori – I had to have a think about this one, because originally I thought that he might play as the left-centre back, with Hincapie at full back. But I saw Hincapie limping once or twice during the World Cup, so I’m going to play it safe by having Ricy in there, having had the summer off to party and hopefully a pre season which see’s him take out his non-World Cup summer on Coventry City when he crops up in between the left winger and centre forward to smash the ball home for the opener and our first goal of the season – just like he did last season.
4. Gabriel – yes, he’s been at the World Cup, yes, he’s played a load of games, but my thinking here is that continuity at the back is key. With the suspicions about Big Bill Saliba remaining (which is a hint as to my next pick), I think you have to tell big Gabi to get himself out there for the season opener. Brazil were knocked out to Norway on Sunday, 5th July. Big Gabi was probably back in England by 8th July, then off on holiday this past weekend. Give him two weeks from then, you’re talking about getting him back on 25th July. That gives him a solid month to get his head back into the Arsenal game, which feels like ample time to me.
5. Christian Mosquera – He’s not gone to the World Cup, he’s Big Bill’s understudy, he had a great breakthrough first season, this feels like a bit of a no-brainer to me.
6. Martin Zubimendi – a little like Raya, he’s been a virtual spectator this World Cup. Yes, he’ll have had to train, so he’ll need to be given a bit of a holiday, but given he lost his place towards the end of last season, I think he’ll be chomping at the bit. I think we also need to all remember what a revelation he was for us in the first half of the season. Why couldn’t he be that again?
7. Noni Madueke – he’s actually played more football than I thought he would this World Cup, but his injury problems aren’t the same and, regardless, I think he’ll now find himself as a cameo appearance guy for the semi final and final if England get there.
8. Martin Odegaard – was getting back to his old self for Norway, is the reason I’ve written this piece today, because I think he’ll get enough time off and will be ready for the big kick off. Get the skipper back in the side and let’s see if he can continue the form from the World Cup, but in Arsenal colours instead.
9. Kai Havertz – Went home even earlier than the Brazilians. Even if he was given a month off, he’d still be back by the beginning of August, which gives him three week’s to get ready for the new season. Came back towards the end of last season haing had an injury-hit one, so I think he’ll be absolutely desperate to get back on the pitch for The Arsenal. Plus, he’s our best centre forward.
10. Eberechi Eze – come on, let’s see the Odegaard and Eze combination for the Coventry game, can we? Ebs is another one that hasn’t racked up a ton of game time for England, so he’ll be ready and raring to go, plus I think against a newly promoted side that might employ a low block, this is the kind of player you want in your side.
11. Gabriel Martinelli – Trossard’s impending exit kind of makes this a default position, and given Gabby Martinelli didn’t start every minute, didn’t play a ton of minutes for Brazil, plus has the same situation as Big Gabi, it feels natural that he’ll be the one to be given the nod. Of course, depending on when they get the Tzolis deal done, Arteta could go for the new guy, but as of right now, it feels a little silly to put in a player who hasn’t actually signed. Even if we do have him, however, I’m guessing Arteta eases him in, rather than chucks him in.

So that’s my starting XI, as well as justification on why they start. But here’s the good thing; that’s a good side. It’s a side which I’d be excited about. And barring no injuries to any of those players, it’s a side that I think can see us through the first few games. I didn’t even put MLS in there. For sure, he could be given the nod over Zubi, but just for now, I’m trying to remove recency bias and remember what a difference the Spaniard made for us when he first joined. But regardless, I haven’t talked about Gyokeres, we still don’t know about Timber, we have Max Dowman who is a year older, plus there’s even Gabby Jesus who hasn’t left the club yet. For a team with which we’re all worried about the players not being in the right shape to return, I’m pretty happy with that squad kicking us off the new season – even before we’ve signed anyone.

But what do you think? Let me know in the comments.

Plenty of discussion on this one inline, on socials and in the GCs on WhatsApp. I think the discourse on this is predicated on his role. I still maintain I suspect he’ll be number three, and if that bears out, then I’m quite ‘meh’ on this one. I’m not angry, I’m not excited, it’s a body coming in and I’m sure he’ll be a good cheerleader for the team. He’s played 107 times in the Premier League, 265 career appearances, he has experience and he won’t be on mega money at Leeds United. I heard somebody say that it was a two-year deal, which very much therefore feels like a “come be with us for a couple of years, train with the team, pick up a wage, get Arsenal on your CV and you can move on after that”. I don’t think anybody should read anything else into it. We move on.

Who to, next, then?

Seems like this Greek lad Christos Tzolis is the one most likely to go through, with a £35million move being mooted across a few channels yesterday, and I have to say I don’t mind this deal. In a summer where Premier League clubs are looking to charge farcial amounts for their tlent, perhaps looking to mainland Europe to unearth the next gem isn’t a bad idea. I listened to the Arsenal opinion pod earlier this morning on my run and the lads were talking about how City picked up Doku from Rennes, he had a ‘bedding in’ season, then this season and last season he was making a real impact. They picked Doku up at 21-years-old from Rennes for £55million in 2023. This guy is a little older at 24, plays in obviously a weaker league in Belgium, but his numbers are pretty good. If you take the idea that Gyokeres’ target that I set was basically to just be half of the output machine that he was in Lisbon, and he achieved that, if Tzolis is the one replacing Trossard for £35million, having scored 22 goals and got 29 assists in 52 games. If he can translate that into even 10 goals and 10 assists for the first team at Arsenal next season, then that’s absolutely fine.

He’s apparently rapid, he’s got Champions League experience and two goals and an assist, so he’s been playing in the elite competition. He actually played against us in our 3-0 win in December. WhoScored put him down as a 6.5 out of 10 score on the day, which was second best in the team, on a day in which they really were second best, as Noni had arguably his best game for Arsenal that day, bagged two goals, and I wonder if this potential arrival really does signal the end of any chance that we see Noni on that left hand side.

Mind you, given Saka can’t seem to do 90-minutes for England at the moment, Noni is probably looking likely to be starting the season off on that right-hand side anyway, at this rate. That goes the same for a few Arsenal players for the start of this season, methinks. Saliba’s rumoured back problems won’t go away, so if you’re Christian Mosquera you’re looking at the start of the season as an opportunity to rack up some minutes. And whilst a doubt remains over Timber, and Ben White back in training (and having a lovely ol’ catch up with Meslier as the club showed on a video yesterday), he’s probably looking at the start of the season as an opportunity to get himself minutes too. I think a few of us thought that his Arsenal race was run, but I don’t see how Arsenal sanction any move for White whilst we still don’t have full knowledge on the Timber situation. It’s a bit of a worry, I have to say, because what was thought to be only a few weeks, has turned into him missing a World Cup. And even if he is fit for the start of pre-season training, if I was Arteta, there’s no way I’d sanction a White exit right now. He’s experienced, he knows the first team, the Premier League, he is looking fit and he can slot right back into that role and know exactly what Arteta wants. Keeping Ben White, whilst there are so many other questions around fitness of players for the start of the season, is feeling kind of important now.

It’s why the Bruno Guimaraes move now – if it happens (and I still remain sceptical, as I wonder whether it’s an agent play for a mega-deal from Newcastle) – makes sense. Rice is playing with pain and spends half the time with an ice pack strapped to his leg. If Bruno comes in, Rice can be eased in for the new season. Zubi has hardly played this World Cup, so you’d hope he’d be ready and raring to go, whilst Myles will also be in contention. So there are options there for Arteta for the start of the season, even if he decides to give the World Cup lads extra time off to recover. I saw talk that Rice, Saka and Saliba will basically not be seen until October. I suspect that’s a little hyperbolic, but if you give them three weeks off after the World Cup, that takes you to the second week of August. Then they have to pick up as pre-season training again, so they’ll be a month behind the other lads – that takes you to the middle of September, so that October timeline suddenly doesn’t look as unrealistic, right?

If we get the right cover and quality in, then I’m all up for it. We don’t want to see Rice and Saka in particular breaking down and then not being seen until 2027. The club will have all the data and medical records they need, however, so I personally am feeling quite relaxed. Again, as I’ve said once or twice already this summer, that’s the benefit you get when you are champions.

Right – catch you all tomorrow. Hey! I even managed to get through 1000 words without talking the World Cup – great stuff!

Tuchel said that as the opponents get better,  so will England, which I suspect will happen. But I still doubt they’ll be better than a Spain, Argentine, Brazil or France.

The next game they’ll have will be the Democratic Republic of Congo, for which England will of course be favourites, but I suspect what we’re also going to see is a game akin to the Ghana and Panama matches; England will dominate territory, possession, attempts and field tilt, but Congo will get one or two chances and if they take those it could be an uncomfortable evening for the Three Lions.

My family background also enables me to claim a stake in Germany and, loosely, the Netherlands. For the Germans it’s Paraguay in the next round, which I suspect they’ll overcome quite quickly, before probably playing France in the Round of 16. The Netherlands have a tricky time of it next, with a game against Morocco, but if they overcome them, I think they’ll get through one of Canada or South Africa quite easily.

As for the Arsenal news, I didn’t get the chance to pen any thoughts yesterday as we were busy for most of the day, but the big talking point is Bruno Guimaraes, as I’m sure you already know and have been thinking about like I have. At 28, going on 29, he’s at the upper end fo the age bracket, and I keep flip-flopping on how I feel about this. I think ultimately I’ve landed on this being a good deal, but probably based on the fee. You can’t be paying north of £80 million for a guy of his age. He’s a very good footballer, very talented, but that represents a hefty ol’ outlay for a player who will soon be knocking on the door of 30.

There is another way of looking at it though, and that’s when you think about the lifespan of this current ‘Project’. Arteta has been manager for six-and-a-half years now. He’s done a great stint, I hope we get a few more years and a few more trophies, but if he has the longevity of Pep at City, that’s ten hyears, which means he only has another three or four seasons before he probably starts to think about doing something else. If we have one more trophies in three years time with Arteta at the helm, I think it is almost inevitable. But he’ll have a bunch of his players who have grown up with him, all getting to the age in which renewal will be needed. Rice will be 30 in three years, Odegaard too. Saka will be 27, if we kept Martinelli he’d be 28, Big Gabi will be 31 and Saliba will be 28 as well. So for me that ‘feels’ like the duration of ‘The Process’ will reach it’s natural conclusion.

So, that being the case, Arteta and Berta might be thinking “do you know what? This guy is good for three seasons, so let’s have him”. It feels like it would very much be a signing to ‘top off’ this current project, rather than build for the next five to ten years. It would certainly make our midfield more imperious, and if you think that Rice has just spent some time for England with a big strapping on his calf, this Bruno potential signing is perhaps an acknowledgement from the manager and the club that we can’t keep flogging Dec with 4,000+ minutes each season. Sooner or later, he’s gonna break.

Do I think if you’re looking at this potential deal through the lens of ‘great player who adds to the ‘win now’ attempt at getting another Premier League or two, in addition to perhaps getting us over the line in the Champions League, you’re probably taking that.

A lot of this is conjecture though, because it is Newcastle we’re dealing with here, who will want to play hard ball despite note being able to offer Champions League – or any kind of European football, actually – to their players. But I doubt they’ll allow their team to be purged, and with Tonali probably off to The Scum, I don’t see the Mags letting us have their captain as well. They’ve lost Gordon too, so there’s no way they offload both of those midfielders.

But it’s a good start in terms of the vibes of the players we are after. Of course, we need to start seeing things go a little more concrete, but we can’t complain too much with the calibre of player we are after.

Right, that’ll do for today I think, as I’ve got a fair bit of gardening to be getting on with. have yourself a lovely Sunday, and I’ll catch you tomorrow – might be later in the day as I have a few more bits and bobs to be getting on with.

Ciao folks.

So we have both Kai and newly confirmed Arsenal signing Pierro Hincapie both happy. Which is nice. On Hincapie, the club announced the deal for around £ 34.5 million. I think when you think about his impact last season, that sort of money is a real bargain. The reality is probably that we paid a chunky loan fee to Leverkusen first, so both parties will be happy; Arsenal get to (through back channels) parade this as a bit of a steal, but Leverkusen still get a decent fee and what they wanted for a player who helped them to win the Bundesliga two seasons ago.

The other games in the World Cup really haven’t piqued my interest enough to talk about in any great depth. But then again, that’s the problem with this expanded format. There are just too many ‘meh’ games, and the number of people that I’ve spoken to who have just said they aren’t bothering to watch until it gets to the knockouts really does show you just what a farce this competition has been. I’d love to think that it will force FIFA and that odious cretin Infantino to change their ways, but he/they have probably made so much money by ad breaks and more teams and games, that he really doesn’t care.

So instead, let’s turn our attention back to the Premier League, in which the big news was Elliot Anderson to Man City for £130million. Wow. That is just a mental figure. I bet Newcastle are kicking themselves, because two years ago Forest paid them around £35million, and they’ve just made a £95million profit. That weirdo Maranakis will be delighted.

As for the player, that’s a big move, a huge move in fact. And for mega money. And I have mixed feelings about it. That sort of money is Balon d’Or-level money; you should be getting a player who is going to completely change their world. When Rice signed for us, people questioned the deal, said the pressure was a lot, but Rice was a year older than Anderson when he signed, had been established in the West Ham team for about five years, had played multiple positions, was an England regular, and I think everybody knew what a leader he was. Anderson has some similarities; he’s seldom injured (picked up a big back injury for Newcastle in 2023/24, which kept him out for many months, but that’s it), but I’m not sure whether he’s as good as that price tag suggests. Sky Sports are running some articles showing how he was first in the Premier League last season for ball recoveries, duels won, fouls won, etc, but in a Nottingham Forest side who sit deeper and has to do a lot more defending than Arsenal, those numbers are obviously going to favour him a little more.

Man City have gone big, they’re clearly after a Rodri replacement, and he’s the best one out there to be fair. But that price is still a little mental to me. What it will do as well, which is the frustrating thing, is mean that every other deal this summer is going to be compared against this one. It wouldn’t surprise me if Morgan Rogers’ supposed circa £80million transfer now becomes Villa saying they want over £100million for the guy. There are also rumours about Bruno Guimaraes from Newcastle, who don’t want to sell, so they’ll also want that sort of money too. One of the things that Arsenal have been good at in recent years is finding Premier League-proven talent and bringing them on in the team. Ben White, David Raya, Declan Rice, and Leandro Trossard – all have been bought from within the league and have done really well. But whilst Arsenal aren’t against forking out big cash on players if they think they are the right fit, I don’t think we will be ‘had’.

It’s why I wonder if this Anderson move might have a knock-on effect for getting in talent from overseas. There’s no doubt not going to be the same premium that is paid for a Premier League player, and an English-taxed one too, so I can understand why there is plenty of noise about Berta putting his fingers in lots of pies over land and sea right now.

The good news for us is that we are in the market from a position of strength. We have a deep squad, we have a quality squad, we are the champions. We aren’t in a position like some of the times over the years where we’ve felt like we had to get a move on with massive upgrades in the squad to compete; that’s what everyone else is saying about us. That’s comforting to know. It’s also comforting to have trust in the manager and the whole club to make the right choices. The title win has now meant they have officially earned it. I think most of us trusted them before, going back the last couple of summers, but now it has been rubber-stamped. And that’s nice.

Right, I’m done for now, so I’ll catch you tomorrow – let’s see what comes out of another day of heat in the UK.

Laters.

Perhaps this feeling was triggered by the Jurrien Timber news, which I spoke about yesterday, or maybe it was the news from Tommy Tuchel that Bukayo Saka is still suffering from the Achilles problem that plagued him last season. Those two bits of news within two days of each other have me spooked. I’m not going to lie to you, and given our boys played more than any other team last season in Europe, I have genuine fears that we’re going to get some breakdowns.

I certainly think we’re not going to see a load of them for the start of the Premier League season, which means the fixture lists, which come out on 19th June, will have an impact and a bearing on our overall season. For sure. Think about it – if Arsenal, Man City, and Liverpool all have players who are still recovering having gone deep into World Cup competition, then they are not going to be ready for mid-August. So the clubs will have to bed their star players in later, probably for some only really getting them up to fitness for September. Now think about who we played at the start of this season – United away, Leeds at home, Liverpool away. Man City kicked off with Wolves, Spurs, and Brighton. Imagine the same happens again this season, in which we get three really tough opening games, whilst still bringing players back, whilst Liverpool and City play two teams expected to be down there towards the end of the season.

It has an impact.

So don’t let anyone tell you things like “everyone has to play everyone twice” as if that makes it some kind of level playing field. It isn’t. Arsenal playing Brighton away on a Saturday, having half the squad injured, following an away Champions League game in Azerbaijan, for example, would be very different from City playing Brighton away in April if the Seagulls have nothing to play for. It’s the same principle for games at the start of the season if you have players missing.

That’s why I’m praying for a relatively easy start. Doesn’t tend to happen for us, though. Didn’t happen last season, the season before, in our first four games, we had to play Aston Villa away, Brighton at home (that joke of a draw in which Rice was sent off) followed by the Scum away. In 2023/24 we had the sort of kick-off I would take in a heartbeat: Forest at home, Palace away, Fulham at home. That’s the sort of thing you need for your early games in the season, especially if half your players are crocked coming back from a World Cup, with the other half shattered.

Back to Saka, though, and I don’t know about you, but it does make me wonder about how his Achilles problem gets solved. Is it simply a case that he needs rest that he just hasn’t had? What you don’t want is for this to become a regular ‘thing’, i.e., he plays three or four games, then is out for three or four games. And how long has the club known about this? Has this been going on for over a year? Have they been managing it for longer than we all know? If it’s an Achilles tendonitis that he’s suffering from, then in reality, he probably shouldn’t be at the World Cup at all, but there’s no way that you’re going to stop Saka from being there. If he needs three months of rest, then that should have started after the Champions League Final and finished in August, with him ready for September.

One thing I will say about Tuchel, that I certainly didn’t feel the same with Southgate and that twat Holland, his assistant, was that I trust him to manage Saka’s fitness and be sensible with it more than Southgate, who would happily be flogging him in whatever friendly England have next before they kick off their World Cup campaign.

I do wonder what the news about Arsenal sacking the club doctor abruptly, and then bringing in this guy from Villa, has to do with some of the injury problems and challenges we’ve faced over the last two seasons, will do for us. I seem to recall a Palace fan or two saying “good luck with the muscular injuries” when the previous doctor came to us from Palace. So perhaps there’s been a bit of a review internally and they decided that his methods weren’t quite on the nose. There’s a lot of talk about how Arteta beasts the players in training. We’ve heard that Eze had a word and that made Arteta reign in some of his training sessions towards the end of the season, but if that’s the case, then there needs to be a strong voice that tells Arteta where we’re at when players get to that fabled ‘red zone’. Arteta may be a man of his own mind, but he’s proven he’s willing to listen to people if they are good enough in communicating their message.

Ultimately, we won’t really know how this appointment impacts the team until we get into the thick of next season. We countered it this season by stockpiling in all positions – is that just what Arsenal need to do from now on because of the volume of games? Maybe.

Right, i’ll call it a day, although not before I point you in the direction of James’ lovely video documentary he released yesterday. It’s a great 12-minute watch here.

Well, it looks like it’s underway now, because this morning I’ve had a little flick through my social feeds and a few websites, and there are about half a dozen names that have popped up. Morgan Rogers from Villa is the loudest one, but there was also Gabriel Jesus to Everton, Calafiori to Real Madrid, Frankfurt’s Nathaniel Brown from Leverkusen, Declan Rice to Real Madrid, Rafael Leao from AC to Arsenal, Julian Alvarez to Arsenal from Atleti, Enzo Fernandez from Arsenal to Chelsea and hilariously, Igor Thiago from Brentford to Arsenal – For £99.5million!

We all know the drill by now. Transfer rumours make clicks. Spurious links to players towards Arsenal will ‘do numbers’ and websites will try to make hay whilst we have this void between the end of the domestic season in Europe and the start of the World Cup next week. They’ll still make hay during the World Cup, but the distraction of football will mean that some people are less interested than others.

I always feel like I’m in some kind of No Man’s Land with this sort of stuff. I just can’t be arsed to entertain certain transfer rumours until certain sources start saying it. I’m not trusting MSN News for a second, for example, so I try to filter out the transfer stuff. But equally, I’m less fussed about international football and the World Cup. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll watch it when it’s on and convenient, I’ll follow, and as a person who was born and lives in England, I want to see England do well (especially given we have a few more Arsenal players in the squad these days). But I’m only partially invested. The Management won’t see my heart rate hit 130 beats per minute when watching, as I do with The Arsenal.

I probably will talk about matches I watch on here, mainly because what the World Cup does do is slow a lot of the transfer rumour stuff down. Lots of players put blockers on talking about their future, and the media obviously know this, so the value of clubs making enquiries just isn’t there until early/mid-July. I guess if you’re a player too, you’re probably getting a bit cheesed off if you’re getting phone calls from your agent whilst preparing for what is a big game for yourself, representing your international team. As buying clubs, you really don’t want to cheese off any potential new signing by disrupting them when they are focused on the World Cup, which is something you’re also going to feed back to your agent. So I think up until next Friday, we probably WILL see this flurry of news and transfer gossip, before it starts to go quiet, albeit not completely silent, from next Friday.

The funny thing is, the transfer window doesn’t open up until 15th June, which is four days after the World Cup has started. So it’ll be weird because there will probably be announcement videos, etc, for players who have done deals a week earlier, but who are now in the World Cup. Will be slightly odd for some of them I suspect, because I’m sure there are some deals that are already ‘being done’ so to speak.

Personally, I think it is good that Arsenal are in a position of strength. I think it was Mark Goldbridge who said yesterday that Arsenal could probably not sign anyone and still be in the strongest position to win the Premier League next season, and personally, I would think that’s a pretty decent shout. If you think about our situation right now, we have a stable and settled team, we have a deep squad that has been able to deal with the second-most injuries of any team last season, I believe behind Spurs (168 absences – 1 x player missing 1 x game – across the whole squad this season – which I believe was worse than last season), plus we have players who will only get better – Big Vik’s improvement in the second half of the season as he adjusted, Kai missing most of the season, MLS in midfield, Max Dowman’s emergence, etc. Even the more established players are merely just reaching their prime.

Of course, I don’t think Arsenal will, in fact, just stick with the existing squad. I think renewal is healthy, and so there will be some players who will inevitably depart whom we love. But given our position of strength as Premier League winners, this will be the first summer transfer window I personally will go into feeling super chilled, knowing that the basis of this team is there. As I said in the piece the BBC asked me to write this week, we don’t need a revolution, we just need cherries on top of cakes.

Right, I’ll leave it there for today. There’s not a lot else going on, but if you do fancy listening in later, we’ve got a crew of people together to chat to us about the season in a bit of an end-of-season-review style get-together on the Same Old Arsenal podcast. Come join us tonight if you fancy it.

Otherwise, I’ll catch you all tomorrow for some more Arsenal musings.

And inevitably, things will now start to turn to “how do we go one better?” with regards to Europe, but also how we keep our rivals at arm’s length. It does feel like there is a massive opportunity for us next season, given the transitional state of so many clubs in the Premier League. I was asked to give my views for BBC Sport on what risks Arteta might need to take to ensure we remain at the summit next season. As I said in the piece, this doesn’t have to be a revolution. There will need to be some churn; we will need to lose some players that we all love, but we also need to have faith that those who come in could be even better.

What are the risks our rivals might be fearing, though?

Let’s go down the league by placement and have a look at where each team are, shall we?

Man City

New manager and uncertainty over whether or not key players will remain. Maresca is a guy who, I think, will do a good job at City, but will he be able to drive them as much as Guardiola? Will he instigate the same period of dominance that they had before? And will the players react to him the way they did with Pep? How does following arguably the greatest ever manager in the history of English football play out for Maresca? There’s no doubt he’s in the right mould; he was in Pep’s team for a few years and so clearly knows the infrastructure well enough, but IS that enough?

He’s also got players like Rodri – a key pillar in this team – talking about “Anything related to my future will wait until after the World Cup.” – that’s hardly a ringing endorsement that everything is tip-top, is it?

I haven’t even mentioned the 115…

Man United

A lot is being made about the resurgence of United under Carrick, but it is well documented that they played the least number of games a team could play in a season. They were knocked out in the third round of the FA Cup at the first attempt for them, and the same in the EFL Cup, meaning they effectively played on average one game per season for the whole season. That will surely not happen next season. Michael Carrick will have a whole season to deliver, not just the new manager bounce approach, and I know that there are some fans who are wondering whether this is a bit of Solskjaer going on. To be fair to him, I think he’s a little more tactically astute than the Norwegian, but let’s just wait to see what happens when the first couple of defeats pop up for United, after they’ve played in the Champions League and the Premier League and haven’t had any rest time. Luke Shaw played the most amount of games for them – can he stay fit? Will Bruno Fernandez have another stat-padding season at 31-years-old? Casemiro played 35 times, and he’s off. They have a fair few questions that need to be answered, methinks.

Aston Villa

Villa are a weird one, because they’re just as likely to have another storming season as they are to absolutely crash under Emery. Do they kick on from a Europa League win? Well, they’re in the Champions League now, and so the rotation of their squad will not be as easy as it is in Europe’s second competition. When they were in the Champions League last season, they finished sixth, although it was a final-day defeat to Man United away that stopped them from getting into the Champions League, as Newcastle took the top spot. But if the news of us sniffing around Morgan Rogers is true, then if they lose him, that is a big threat disappearing from their team. In all competitions this season, he got 14 goals and 12 assists from midfield. Replacing that could be hard, unless Villa can resist any team overtures (it won’t just be us interested). They reported healthy profits off the back of the Champions League last season, but the Europa League run won’t have given them as much (as this article points out). I don’t know enough about Villa’s financial position to know whether they will be able to resist one or two big names being picked up.

Liverpool

With Slot gone, they’ll pick up Iraola, who could turn out to be a really good move. I like him; I think he is a clever guy who has done wonders at Bournemouth, but does that translate to Liverpool? I actually think it is a better move than if they’d have gone for Alonso, because Iraola knows the league. But there is no Salah. Virgil van Dijk turns 35 in July and has played in every Premier League game. Time catches up with us all. Tony Adams retired at age 35. At 34-years old and in the 2000/01 season, he played 38 games in all competitions. In the 2001/02 season, he made 13 appearances in all competitions, as age and injuries caught him up. That might not happen to van Dijk, but I’m sure if I looked hard enough, I’d find plenty of examples to show that around that age, the pace, the injuries and other aspects catch up with players. Konate still has an uncertain future, Robertson is gone, Leoni had a long-term injury, Joe Gomez is injury-prone, as is Bradley, and Frimpong seems to be a guy the Liverpool fans don’t trust as much. Ekitike was a good buy. Isak may suddenly find himself not injured, but there are so many questions about Liverpool that Iraola is going to have to deal with.

I’m not going to go through the whole league, so I’ll leave it there for today, but Bournemouth have a new manager, Sunderland and Brighton have to contend with European football, Chelsea finished 10th for Christ’s sake! So when you look at where we are right now, you have to say it feels like we’re in a good place.

Let’s just hope the club makes the right moves this summer to put us in an even more commanding position.

Catch you all tomorrow.

Last season I actually went into the semi-final in a pretty confident mood. We’d beaten PSG pretty well at home, we’d already managed to vanquish Real Madrid in the previous round, so “why not PSG?” I thought. Of course, they showed us that they are made of different stuff and dispatched us in both games, scoring some pretty decent goals, to be fair. At the time, Mikel Arteta said we were the better side over the two legs, and I think you can certainly make the case for it:

• Merino’s offside goal was tight
• Dembele shins one in off the post
• Donnarumma made several fantastic saves, particularly in the second leg, where we had nearly 3 xG versus PSG’s 1.7 – of which they scored two goals.

I also think that our injury problems didn’t help. In the first leg, we played Trossard as a centre forward because we had Havertz, Jesus, AND Merino out injured, so it’s fair to say we were quite significantly underpowered for that semi. I mean, when you look at the bench, you get that feeling even more – youth team players like Butler-Oyedeji, Henry-Francis, and Kabia all made the bench last season. We were beset by injuries, and it took its toll.

This season is different, and different for a variety of reasons, for sure. Let’s start with the options Arteta has at his disposal. I’ve just mentioned that we had a bench of youth team players in that semi-final. That won’t happen this evening. We did the Same Old Arsenal preview pod last night, and Amanda and I couldn’t agree on the starting line-up, but one thing we could agree on is that it is great that we have such strength in depth. For example, this would be my lineup tonight:

Raya

Timber – Saliba – Gabriel – Calafiori

MLS

Odegaard – Rice

Saka – Havertz – Trossard

That would be my line-up, but think about who could still play a part from the bench:

• Mosquera
• Hincapie
• Zubimendi
• Eze
• Madueke
• Martinelli
• Gyokeres
• Dowman
• Merino

You can name ten players on the bench for the Champions League matches. That’s nine I’ve just mentioned there, let alone factoring in Norgaard and Gabriel Jesus. If you factor in that you have to name two goalkeepers, there are going to be three players from that list who can’t even make the bench. That’s strength in depth. It’s very different from last season.

What’s also different, too, is that I am not going into this one expecting us to win it. I said on the preview pod 1-0 to The Arsenal, that’s what my heart wants to go with, but PSG and their firepower in attack make them the bookies’ favourite. They are the ones that are expected to retain this trophy; they are the ones who took their chances against us last season, they are the ones the neutrals will expect to win. In some perverse sense, that makes me feel more at ease about the game. It takes the pressure off. I suspect part of that is because we’ve won the league. We are already champions and winners, and there will be a parade tomorrow regardless of what happens tonight.

And I hope that the fact that the players are already Premier League winners has also unlocked them, too. Rice and Saka spoke about the fact that they feel that the weight has been lifted. They can say they are winners now. They will feel a little taller. And that confidence going into this game is huge. I hope they can play with the freedom that will surprise PSG. I hope we get the best version of The Arsenal today. And I think we will.

I also think the fact that Arteta was able to rest players last week is huge. Saka, Rice, Odegaard, Eze, Raya, Gabriel, and Saliba – all have basically not played many minutes for nearly two weeks. Any potential fatigue we could be thinking about for the team, any emotional strain, was immediately lifted on 19th May after City dropped points at Bournemouth – 11 days ago. They’ve had 11 days to prepare and focus themselves, whilst also celebrating the Premier League win. They go into this game an inch or two taller.

So whilst PSG are the favourites, they probably do edge it in terms of quality, there’s enough there for these Arsenal players to suggest that we might be able to do something special tonight. And I have no idea how I would react if we did. The Premier League trophy celebration tomorrow was enough for me, so the fact that this could happen tonight, I’m not sure what I’ll do or how I’ll react. It’ll be crazy after the game if we do win. I’m going to the screening with The Management this evening at the Emirates, the party kicking off if we win will be immense. I’d love to be part of that. I pray I can.

That’s all that needs to be said for today. It’s going to be tough, it’s going to be nerve-biting, but it is a chance for those players to etch themselves into Arsenal’s long history, to be woven into the fabric of the club for eternity.

Go out there and Make it Happen, lads. We’re all behind you.

Up The Arsenal.

But as the countdown begins, as I start to see more and more tactical preview shows, I guess it is time to put those game faces on and start to look at what lies ahead of us on Saturday evening.

It’s a scary prospect. I mean, sure, they play in a Mickey Mouse league that they’ve just won by six points and have been coasting for the last few weeks, enabling them to focus on the Champions League prep, but they are still a thoroughly impressive side. And we will – by the sounds of every European football expert out there – find ourselves as underdogs on Saturday. They have spent the season resting players at the right moment; they have the balance and blend to their season that enables them to do that, plus they have some of the most frightening attackers on the planet. In the knockout stages, they smashed Chelsea 8-2 on aggregate. They did Liverpool 4-0 on aggregate over two legs. Then there was that crazy 5-4 game against Bayern, which they followed up with a 1-1 draw at the Allianz. So they know where the net is.

But they also aren’t the tightest at the back either. In the Champions League this season, they have scored a whopping 44 goals across their 16 matches, nearly three per match. But they’ve conceded 20 – so they don’t always keep a clean sheet and they are going to leave space for us this coming weekend. We all know Arsenal’s impressive Champions League run, built on the foundations of a solid back line that has conceded just six compared to PSG’s 22, but have also ‘only’ bagged 29 from PSG’s 44. It’s also worth pointing out that we have played two games less, so perhaps that goal tally might be closer to them if we had.

What’s interesting, when you look at the numbers side-by-side, is that PSG averages a higher possession than us, which is not so surprising, but also more ball recoveries and tackles won. Because of the fact that they’ve played two games more, I looked at the ‘average per match’ on the UEFA website, and PSG averages 6.44 tackles per match compared to our 4.43. ON ball recoveries, they average 39.07, compared to our 34.86. The ‘saves’ are more similar – PSG have 2.82 to our 2.43.

So what does this tell me, the very poor data nerd in disguise? Initially, I looked at those numbers and just said out loud, “Well, they’re just better at us at most things, right?” Of course, that could be true, but it could also mean that they make more tackles per game because they put themselves in more compromising positions defensively. Teams towards the bottom of the Premier League often lead the way in things like tackles or blocked shots, because they have to do more of it by volume. Perhaps the same could be said for PSG? Or, perhaps I’m just injecting a little too much Hopium at a time in which we all might need a fair dose of it?

The number of ball recoveries, as I interpret it, could be due to a higher press from PSG. I do think they do press higher than us, and when you can force that from your opponent higher up the pitch, you get more turnovers. In the Champions League this season, we’ve tended to dominate games on possession, often just shutting down matches, so when you slow down the game, then perhaps there is a tendency to see fewer ball recoveries. I think.

There’s one more stat that I saw that I thought might be worth highlighting, which is a goalkeeping stat on the number of claims that Raya for Arsenal, or Chevalier for PSG, makes. In fewer games, Raya has made 38 claims and 19 high claims, whereas Chevalier has 18 claims and 11 high claims. Our goalie commands his box more than the PSG one – could this be an opportunity for us? Given our penchant for set pieces, I certainly hope so.

So there are a few titbits of opportunity for us, but the key will be to stop their constantly rotating and fluid front set of players. The news on Hakimi will be key, because like Calafiori (who I would play in the final, by the way), the Moroccan likes to roam and pop up in unusual places. If he isn’t available (and he’s been out since they played Bayern a month ago), then that’s a big plus for us. They also have Chevalier and Nuno Mendes, who haven’t played since then, but it wouldn’t surprise me if all of those players have basically just been given a month off to prep for this one.

So there is still a bit of team news and expected tactical set up to be concluded ahead of this one, whereas for us it is pretty much just Jurrien Timber who is the question mark. There’s no way he starts on saturday, but getting 20 minutes from him could be big, so let’s just hope for more positive updates. Apparently he was in training yesterday, so that’s great news.

Other than that, we play the waiting game as the build up to this intensifies. It was weird that Arteta did the Champions League presser last week, but I guess there will be more embargoed words that will come out from that one today or tomorrow, as the team make their way to Budapest for the last match of the season.

Right, that’s it from me for today. It’s going to be another scorcher for the UK, so I’m going to finish up here and make sure I have my set up all sorted for a day of work – outside in my garden.

Catch you all tomorrow. Have a great day.

But having seen Arsenal win the Premier League and lift the trophy? I’m still going.

The Management asked me yesterday “How long is that Arsenal flag in the lounge window going to stay up there?”, to which my retort was “A little while longer, love. We still have the Champions League”. I think she thinks that after that, it’ll come down, but if we win the darn thing…well, let’s just say, it ain’t gonna be moving for some time after that for sure.

Regardless of the result, the fact that we have that and a parade to look forward to, means that this week can just be a continuation of the party, so in a sense, I’m kind of glad the club didn’t go early by doing something yesterday. It meant I could spend more time consuming ALL THE CONTENT, messaging more friends who are Gooners, watching more videos, listening to more podcasts, all whilst soaking up the glorious sunshine.

It’s made me really reflect on how much this title means. I knew it would mean a lot, I think we all did, but I didn’t realise it would have as big an impact as it has. I didn’t realise that a full week after we learned our fate and the victory was confirmed, I’d still be revelling in it. I spoke to my brother (West Ham fan) after they won the Europa Conference League, and he was happy, but I remember him saying, “After the high of seeing and experiencing it, it’s a bit of a come down to realise that it was just a moment of joy and tomorrow is just another day”. He tried to echo those sentiments after I spoke to him last Tuesday, after the Bournemouth/City game. I couldn’t see it that way. I still don’t. This victory is amazing. It is phenomenal. It shows just how massive the club is on a global scale. There have been parties everywhere. I’ve seen clips of a preacher spelling out an acronym at a sermon, in which the acronym spells ARSENAL as he preaches the word of God, whilst also nodding to his team. I’ve seen the parties in Africa, America, and Asia. Arsenal are a truly global entity and a cultural beacon for so many people to identify with all over the world.

And as for those Arsenal players, well, they have written themselves into history. They will meet up 20 years from now and instantly have a bond that they can share and talk about. Bonded for life through the unifying force that is the football club. There’s something beautiful in that. Regardless of players who maybe haven’t played as much, like Norgaard or Gabby Jesus, they still have that bond, and there is something magical and wonderful about that.

It must be so weird for them to go to work today, though. In many ways, they’ve done the hard work, but after the parties on Sunday afternoon/evening, then probably having a day off yesterday in the sun, today it is back to London Colney, and game faces on. And I have to say I’m really intrigued as to what Arteta will do this week. I doubt we’ll get much intel, but he has to bring those players back down to earth, as well as prepare them for a huge game in just four days. A game which could take them over and above any of their Arsenal title-winning predecessors. Arteta will be focused on how PSG set up, what Arsenal need to do to counter their obvious strengths, as well as amplifying our own strengths against them. Will he lean in to some ‘revenge’ narrative from last season’s semi-final defeat? Maybe. Maybe he’ll use that as fuel?

I think there will be an element of it, but I also think that having a solid two or three days to prepare for this big opponent will be big for him. The players and manager often talk about not really getting time to do much training. Well, they will this week. I suspect they’ll leave London for Budapest on Friday morning, which means Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday can be spent running through scenarios, working out team strategies, and getting the players in a fitness situation where they are good to go. The likes of Merino coming back for minutes on the pitch on Sunday would be welcome, but so too would be Timber in training. I suspect his ability to play a significant part will be limited, but just having them there will be great for the players and coaching staff.

And I guess we as fans will need to get our game faces on too. This is the biggest single club competition game in world football. I’ve been approaching it as a ‘nice-to-have’; a ‘free hit’ if you will. But come Friday and Saturday, I wonder if the usual nerves have started to kick in? They aren’t here now, it is weird to think that they might not be there at all, because of the Premier League win. But I’ll have to cross that bridge when I come to it. For now, there’s more basking in the sun to be done.

Catch you all tomorrow for some more thoughts.

Today, those Arsenal players will take to the pitch for the last time this season in the Premier League; by the time the final whistle goes, they will be lifting the Premier League title. The name has already been engraved on the trophy base, and now it is time for the ceremony to make it official.

Last week we had the unbridled joy. We had the delight of knowing that, because of City’s draw away at Bournemouth, we would be able to enjoy the rest of the week as Premier League Champions. The consumption of #ALLTHECONTENT has been happening since then. I’ve listened to as many podcasts as possible, I’ve watched countless videos and comps, I’ve seen the different Arsenal players all being interviewed, as well as read Mikel Arteta’s press conference transcript. All that is left to do now is to sit back and watch the final game unfold.

And the fact that it doesn’t matter is amazing. I’m going to level with you – I was praying we could get it done early, because this weekend I have my German aunt staying with us, and later we have a family BBQ. As the game is going on, I will be firing up the coals. I prayed that I wasn’t going to make this an uncomfortable afternoon for my family, as they all sat outside, me inside in the lounge, making the air tense with nerves, the only interaction being the occasional check-in by The Management to see the score. But now, today becomes a party. The stress isn’t there. I can be jolly. Jovial. happy. I can welcome them all into the garden, I can fire up the laptop, I can interact with them whilst the game is going on, and I can be a better host.

I could not be more grateful.

I guess we should touch on the game, even if it is meaningless for both sides, given that both teams have bigger fish to fry next week. On Wednesday, Palace have a Europa Conference League Final, and I would love it if they won it. So, with that in mind, I really hope that Oliver Glasner just rotates his whole team. Play the kids, mate. You don’t need to rest anyone. The midweek action of last week means that nobody is going to question you now; get a rotated team in there, then let’s just get through this game as the most testimonial-looking, pre-season-feeling, knockabout that we possibly can.

And Mikel, do the same. I don’t care about the guard of honour stuff at the start, just get some rotated players in there, and have the key players rested for next weekend. So let’s see the following today:

Kepa

Mosquera   –   Norgaard   –   Calafiori   –   Hincapie

Zubimendi

Eze   –   Dowman

Madueke   –   Havertz   –   Martinelli

Not exactly ‘play all the kids’ from my suggested selection choice here, is it? But he’s my thinking:

1. Calafiori in – so we rest big Gabi, plus I don’t think he’ll be stretching himself too much
2. Hincapie in – because I think Calafiori starts next weekend
3. Zubimendi in – hasn’t played a lot lately, and I suspect we might go with the MLS approach for the final
4. Eze – let him get a nice cheer and a fun farewell for those Palace fans
5. Dowman – obviously
6. Madueke and Martinelli – haven’t played a lot, and we want to rest Saka and Trossard
7. Havertz – I think we should be giving Big Vik 20 at the end to run at a perhaps tired Palace defence to grab another goal before the season finishes.

That team can go out there, maybe even get the win, whilst getting minutes in their legs, and Arteta can tell them that they can all play for the opportunity to get minutes or a start in the Champions League final.

I would also think that all five subs can be used today, too:

1. Odegaard – get him on for the final 10 to be the one to lift the trophy
2. Timber – hoping to see him in the match day squad and get 20 minutes, to give him a chance for the Champions League final
3. Merino – back in training, and so surely 10 minutes for him would be useful
4. Gyokeres – as mentioned for 30 minutes
5. Saka – same reasons as Odegaard. He is the centrepiece of this Arsenal triumph. Let’s not risk him, but let’s give him some minutes on the turf.

There you go, Mikel, I’ve done the hard work for you! Just send them out there now

And go collect your prize at the end – you have all earned it, you all deserve it, enjoy the day. I know we all will.

Happy Coronation Day, one and all.

Catch you all tomorrow.

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And here we go. I am still on Cloud Nine, but today I’m thinking about Super Mik Arteta. He knew exactly what we needed. And he delivered it to us. He has overseen something special, and he and his players have been able to deliver happiness to millions of fans around the world. I watched a video of him talking about his wife with a Sky Sports reporter in one of their video rooms, and it was genuinely lovely to see him give her praise, to talk about how much she means. You could see he was welling up when he was speaking about the emotions of the moment.

There are idiot rival fans and pundits that say idiotic things about Arteta like “I hate him. he’s so annoying, waving his arms up and down and running around on the touchline like a maniac”, which is exactly what Klopp used to do – with an added feature of snarling at third officials with those massive chompers of his. They completely ignore how he talks about his players, they don’t watch the interviews like that, they ignore his innovative ideas and how he’s constantly having to evolve and change Arsenal’s game to keep us a neck ahead. They focus on one attribute, and they ignore everything else.

But if they actually took the time to see what this man has achieved, how he has turned us from a divided fanbase into one that mobilised outside the armoury in an estimated 100,000 army in a matter of a couple of hours – unprompted – then, even deep down, I guarantee they would appreciate and give respect for what he has achieved. The “He ain’t won nuffing tho” crowd are finished. Rising from their ashes should be a begrudging collective of people who frustratingly acknowledge his status as an elite manager.

Arteta recalling the moment he found out was lovely. With his family, in the garden, the kids are crying, all hugging. Beautiful stuff. And then when he said he got a video from Martin Odegaard saying “Boss – come out” – that was lovely too. There’s plenty of talk about Arteta and his ‘antics’, but he is a man who recognised that in that moment it was better for the players to have the unbridled joy of being champions themselves, without their manager. He is ‘the boss’ after all.

He did deliver some team news and the best of all was that Mikel Merino is back in full training. That’s great. I suspect he might get a token 10 or 15 minutes at the weekend, then it means he has a chance to be available for the matchday squad in the Champions League in a week. Timber, too is getting there, but he wasn’t pictured in training yesterday, with Mikel admitting it would be a ‘few days’ before he is ready. I wonder if they will try to get him in there for Sunday? There is another training session today, which won’t be filmed, but if he can be with the group then that would be great. It does feel like he’s close. He was out on the pre-match walkabout pre-Burnley, so I just wonder if they’ll think about getting him in on the bench for Sunday, to give him hopes of making the squad for the final.

The rest of the stuff he said was about the journey, which he admitted was a tough start for us, and it’s funny because you don’t realise all of those highs and lows whilst you’re still basking. But there have been so many. I remember after we got over that initial tough period of games intact and still up there, thinking “that’s a great foundation to build on”, and, ultimately, it was. We have pretty much been top of the league for the whole season. We took it off Liverpool in match week seven and never looked back. We had wobbles, particularly in 2026, but the team course-corrected on several occasions and were able to hold off City’s title charge attempt. It takes some mental toll to be leading the whole time, especially after what happened in 2022/23, as well as us being chased down in 2023/24 like we were. But this time, this group of players and the manager held their nerve, and we are all in ecstasy because of it.

He also talked about a story in which, at the start of the season, they gathered around a tree he asked to be planted when he arrived, to symbolise the growth journey they had to go on. I love things like this. The little innovations that Arteta tries. I’ve seen people suggest it is a little David Brenty, but I think that belies the reality of what Arteta needs to do to motivate a team of professional athletes. These are young men in their 20s/30s. If you deliver the same message in the same way every week, they will become blinded to it. Mikel Arteta is a tactical innovator, but he’s also a ‘details’ guy. Yes, that includes things like set-pieces, throw-ins, stuff that happens on the pitch, etc. But he also understands the psychology of the modern-day footballers. These guys have to be motivated and stimulated mentally, as well as on the training ground, so he is constantly finding new approaches, new ways to challenge their minds, and it has manifested itself with the Premier League title this week – a reward for statistically being the best team in the Premier League on points for the last three seasons anyway.

I salute you Mikel. Thank you for everything.

And yet, in the cold light of day, when you look at the numbers, think about the chances, and consider the overall match, it was actually a comfortable performance from a team now just one win away from the Premier League title. Our first in 22 years.

I’m not sure my nerves will survive next weekend.

Arteta named what I’d predicted in the morning, with a lineup that screamed ‘I’m going for it’ by having Havertz up top, Trossard wide left, Saka on the right, Eze and Odegaard as the attacking eights, and Rice mopping up. Mosquera was there as the third-in-line-to-the-throne at right back (despite Timber being spotted on the team walk earlier in the day) and I was bullish (albeit nervous) before a ball was kicked. And when Trossard hit the post on 15 minutes, it did feel a little as if “this is fine – it’s only a matter of time” was the phrase going around the stadium in my corner of Block Five. It was a great effort, ricocheted off the post and straight to a Burnley player in the box, which felt a little unlucky. Perhaps it was, but Burnley had not come to be expansive, merely to limit the damage, and throughout the night, there were far more Burnley players inside their box than outside of it. Or at least that’s what it felt like to me.

And then not a lot happened until the 35th minute. We had plenty of the ball, Burnley were content to let us have it, and we once again struggled to break down a low block. Until a great ball into the box saw Saka fouled – and yes it was ABSOLUTELY a foul, having watched the replay – and VAR said no. I’m sorry, but Saka is behind his man; he is winding up to take a shot which would be a tap-in, and his foot gets clipped. It’s a penalty. If Saka isn’t fouled there, then he’s touching it in. He has been denied a goalscoring opportunity. It doesn’t matter how minimal the contact is; if the player impedes Saka inside the six-yard box, it is a foul and a penalty. That goes in, and who knows, maybe we take the extra 10 minutes before halftime to get that second. Thankfully, just two minutes later, we were in front, so perhaps the point is moot, but it’s still frustrating that it wasn’t called.

But perhaps we should be grateful for non-calls last night? After all, Kai Havertz should definitely have been sent off. His challenge on the Burnley defender in the second half yesterday was nasty. There’s plenty of bleating from City-biased media and fans on that, whilst ignoring Foden’s worse challenge on Bassey of Fulham earlier in the season, but let’s not try to cancel this out from a title race perspective. Let’s call it for what it was: A red card, and Havertz was taken off almost minutes after that ‘tackle’.

He’d done his work earlier in the game, though, with a superbly timed headed goal from a Saka cross. Cue the inevitable “Set Piece Again Ole Ole” raucous chants from the crowd, and it felt like we were on our way at halftime. The second half needed to be where we stamped our authority on the game and made this a bigger score line than it should have been.

Except this Arsenal team has a real habit of not doing that. We were up against a Burnley side behind, not really creating anything, not having too much by the way of ideas, and yet too often we squandered opportunities. Whether it was not beating the man, taking too many touches, or just overcooking that final ball. Eze had a shot off the top of the bar – saved by the ‘keeper but not given for a corner – but that felt the total of the big chances in that second half. Eze was really poor; he just didn’t affect the game – that chance aside – and we just felt really wasteful with the ball in the final third. Arteta rang the changes on 73 minutes which, for me, was too late. Ultimately, we got over the line, Burnley didn’t (in hindsight) threaten a ton, but it was clear from about 55 minutes that we should have made changes earlier than we did. Gyokeres came on and instantly caused that Burnley back line to think about more things. I thought Hincapie’s cameo was decent (even if it was a little x-rated with his arse out after a fall inside the box), whilst Myles looked assured when he came on. But it shouldn’t have been a game in which we were so nervous.

And that, in itself, has made me even more nervous now, annoyingly. The 1-0 win means that effectively, goal difference isn’t going to become a thing when City win tonight – which I think they will. It will mean that at the weekend, when they rack up a cricket score against a Villa side that just don’t give a shit with nothing to play for, a draw at Selhurst Park for The Arsenal just won’t be enough. It’s in our hands, it is ours to lose, but I just don’t see a world in which this coming Sunday isn’t excruciating for us. It feels pre-ordained. And if we do draw, we’ll have lost the Premier League title on the final day, having led it for practically the whole season. That would be the cruelest of jokes to play on us Arsenal fans. And the players. And Arteta.

Would I have taken where we are at right at the beginning of the season before a ball was kicked? Of course I would. But right now, as I type this, I have a nauseating feeling in my stomach even thinking about that game. And it’s only Tuesday.

Who knows – maybe Bournemouth can do something tonight. But I won’t be holding out much hope, and I certainly won’t be watching it.

Back tomorrow. Have a good one boys and girls.