25 09, 2026

Another international break, another Arsenal injury

By |2026-09-25T06:42:12+01:00September 25th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, injuries, Internationals, Mikel Arteta|0 Comments

We're not even a full week into this extended and, frankly, f*cking annoying international foreverness, and we've already got a reason to say piss off to it. Honestly, this is why we seem to get more annoyed by international breaks than anyone else, because it feels like every time we have one, there's an Arsenal [...]

24 09, 2026

The days of worrying about Arsenal contracts are over

By |2026-09-24T08:05:40+01:00September 24th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, Attack, contracts, gooners, Gunners, History|0 Comments

Morning, boys and girls, hope you're all well. Yesterday I was waxing lyrical about Mikel Arteta's new deal, and in that blog I talked about how we need to start looking at Martin Odegaard and Declan Rice next. Well, wouldn't you just know it, but Tuesday and yesterday's news started emerging about just that. Declan [...]

19 09, 2026

Chelsea are funny. Brighton won’t be

By |2026-09-19T09:04:57+01:00September 19th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league, press conference, Tactics|0 Comments

I know we're playing later, so this schadenfreude might age like four-day-old milk being left out on the back patio in summer, but man, it's funny to laugh at Chelsea. I was doing other things last night, so I only checked in and out on the game, but seeing them drop a 3-0 away to Brentford [...]

12 09, 2026

Arsenal need to be ‘Always on’ against Sunderland

By |2026-09-12T07:25:39+01:00September 12th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, Attack, Defence, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Tactics|1 Comment

If last season taught us anything, it's that Sunderland are a side not to be taken lightly. That 2-2 up at the Stadium of light come over my birthday weekend in November, I was up in the North East, funnily enough, but on the black and white side, and Arsenal were gut-punched late on to [...]

11 09, 2026

Beware the Mackems: The Arsenal head to Sunderland

By |2026-09-11T08:05:34+01:00September 11th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league|1 Comment

Happy Friday, boys and girls. I hope wherever you are, you enjoy the end of the working week, or if you still have to work tomorrow anyway, you at least get the 'Friday vibes'. Not least because The Arsenal play tomorrow. It's a trip up to the Stadium of Light to play Sunderland, who last [...]

10 09, 2026

Odegaard is back and The Arsenal purr in Naples

By |2026-09-10T09:41:52+01:00September 10th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Champions League, Defence, Match Review, Mikel Arteta|0 Comments

The boy is well and truly back. Martin Odegaard, captain extrodinaire, leader, goalscorer, the metronome through which our creative play flows, showed everyone watching last night just what you get when he is fully fit, in form, and able to deliver in the final third of the pitch. 121 touches in total, drifting over to that right-hand [...]

7 09, 2026

Chelsea Had 77 Seconds. Arsenal Had the Rest.

By |2026-09-07T08:15:09+01:00September 7th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, premier league|1 Comment

Before a ball was kicked yesterday, I went for a walk with The Management, and she asked, "How are you feeling about this one? The usual nerves?" My response was that no, I actually felt fine. I did. It was a strange feeling not to have the butterflies in my stomach as I wrote the [...]

6 09, 2026

Game state could define Arsenal v Chelsea

By |2026-09-06T10:07:37+01:00September 6th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Tactics|0 Comments

This is a big one today. This is a match that is probably going to be one of the big two or three home games this season. The Scum is a derby, but they are clearly inferior. Liverpool still can't work out what they are yet I don't think, but City and Chelsea feel like [...]

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