20 09, 2026

A VERY bad day at the office for The Arsenal

By |2026-09-20T08:43:11+01:00September 20th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Rant|1 Comment

That was the worst Arsenal performance I've seen in nearly two years. It was so bad that I'd describe my feelings as stunned rather than ragingly angry. Arsenal put in the kind of display yesterday that makes me think that they all went out on the lash on Friday night. Passing was off, movement wasn't [...]

19 09, 2026

Chelsea are funny. Brighton won’t be

By |2026-09-19T09:04:57+01:00September 19th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league, press conference, Tactics|0 Comments

I know we're playing later, so this schadenfreude might age like four-day-old milk being left out on the back patio in summer, but man, it's funny to laugh at Chelsea. I was doing other things last night, so I only checked in and out on the game, but seeing them drop a 3-0 away to Brentford [...]

18 09, 2026

Is Brighton our first real test of the season?

By |2026-09-18T08:18:34+01:00September 18th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, injuries, Mikel Arteta, premier league|5 Comments

How is it Friday already? This is what happens when The Arsenal play - and play well - in midweek. The weekend comes around, and you're like, "blimey, that hit us quick, eh?" I guess we're also at the stage in the season where it isn't a grind. The season is still fresh, young, in [...]

14 09, 2026

The ProRef joke writes itself

By |2026-09-14T08:27:00+01:00September 14th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, League Cup, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Rant, referees|3 Comments

I do not want to hear another word from rival fans - City in particular - about how Arsenal 'get all the decisions' or 'have ProRef in their pockets' after what I witnessed yesterday. "ProRef"....ha! If that isn't the most ironic rebrand you've ever seen... That decision by the VAR yesterday was as bad as [...]

11 09, 2026

Beware the Mackems: The Arsenal head to Sunderland

By |2026-09-11T08:05:34+01:00September 11th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league|1 Comment

Happy Friday, boys and girls. I hope wherever you are, you enjoy the end of the working week, or if you still have to work tomorrow anyway, you at least get the 'Friday vibes'. Not least because The Arsenal play tomorrow. It's a trip up to the Stadium of Light to play Sunderland, who last [...]

7 09, 2026

Chelsea Had 77 Seconds. Arsenal Had the Rest.

By |2026-09-07T08:15:09+01:00September 7th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, premier league|1 Comment

Before a ball was kicked yesterday, I went for a walk with The Management, and she asked, "How are you feeling about this one? The usual nerves?" My response was that no, I actually felt fine. I did. It was a strange feeling not to have the butterflies in my stomach as I wrote the [...]

6 09, 2026

Game state could define Arsenal v Chelsea

By |2026-09-06T10:07:37+01:00September 6th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Tactics|0 Comments

This is a big one today. This is a match that is probably going to be one of the big two or three home games this season. The Scum is a derby, but they are clearly inferior. Liverpool still can't work out what they are yet I don't think, but City and Chelsea feel like [...]

5 09, 2026

Chelsea are an unknown quantity; Arsenal have to show their quality

By |2026-09-05T09:34:47+01:00September 5th, 2026|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, gooners, Gunners, Mikel Arteta, premier league, press conference|1 Comment

It's the third match week in a row in which we find ourselves NOT playing on a Saturday and, if I'm honest, I don't like it. I enjoy change. I work in marketing and 'doing new stuff' is something I always try to adhere to as a work principle. Not when it comes to football, [...]

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