22 10, 2026

Arsenal, Bayern and a reminder of what football can be

By |2026-10-22T07:34:47+01:00October 22nd, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Champions League, Match Review, Mikel Arteta|0 Comments

So... the pariahs of the Premier League, the ones killing football, the team that must be chastised for their style of play at all costs, went to Germany, played the German Champions, and lived out a thrilling 90 minutes in the Allianz Arena. Interesting, interesting... Of course I'm being flippant, probably a little too 'paranoid [...]

20 10, 2026

Won’t somebody please think of the Premier League?

By |2026-10-20T07:34:35+01:00October 20th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, gooners, Gunners, premier league, Rant|0 Comments

With the Bayern game on tomorrow night, we should get a Mikel Arteta press conference with one of the players this evening, and I wonder if the media narrative and fainting couch approach by the English mainstream media translate to European competition? I've seen a few bits and bobs from yesterday, and what I saw [...]

15 10, 2026

A mid-block, a low-scoring Forest and a big Arteta decision

By |2026-10-15T07:51:02+01:00October 15th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Tactics|0 Comments

So it looks like Pantomime Villain FC finally came-a-cropper in a game last night, as PSG smashed them on their own patch 4-2. Lovely stuff. It's a shame that Man City have a three-point banker with a home game to Ipswich at the weekend, because it would be nice to see how they respond to [...]

12 10, 2026

Cheaters FC, ProRef and a league losing its credibility

By |2026-10-12T08:24:26+01:00October 12th, 2026|analysis, History, premier league, Rant, referees, soccer|2 Comments

The second that Chris Kavanagh produced the second yellow card from Gravenberch to effectively end the contest (even though it was still 0-0 at the time), I switched the football off and watched the remainder of Kung Fu Panda 3. There was no point in continuing to watch that farce that was on display. Playing [...]

20 09, 2026

A VERY bad day at the office for The Arsenal

By |2026-09-20T08:43:11+01:00September 20th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, Mikel Arteta, premier league, Rant|1 Comment

That was the worst Arsenal performance I've seen in nearly two years. It was so bad that I'd describe my feelings as stunned rather than ragingly angry. Arsenal put in the kind of display yesterday that makes me think that they all went out on the lash on Friday night. Passing was off, movement wasn't [...]

13 09, 2026

Arsenal bring the barbed wire gloves as Bruno strikes down Sunderland

By |2026-09-13T08:14:10+01:00September 13th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Mikel Arteta, premier league|0 Comments

What a hard-fought victory that was yesterday, I must say, and I think we all knew that before a ball was kicked. This is a defensively organised Sunderland team. It's a strong and physical Sunderland team. It's a side who go direct, long and want a battle, which is evidenced by Dan Ballard's post-match comments [...]

11 09, 2026

Beware the Mackems: The Arsenal head to Sunderland

By |2026-09-11T08:05:34+01:00September 11th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, Mikel Arteta, premier league|1 Comment

Happy Friday, boys and girls. I hope wherever you are, you enjoy the end of the working week, or if you still have to work tomorrow anyway, you at least get the 'Friday vibes'. Not least because The Arsenal play tomorrow. It's a trip up to the Stadium of Light to play Sunderland, who last [...]

10 09, 2026

Odegaard is back and The Arsenal purr in Naples

By |2026-09-10T09:41:52+01:00September 10th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, Champions League, Defence, Match Review, Mikel Arteta|0 Comments

The boy is well and truly back. Martin Odegaard, captain extrodinaire, leader, goalscorer, the metronome through which our creative play flows, showed everyone watching last night just what you get when he is fully fit, in form, and able to deliver in the final third of the pitch. 121 touches in total, drifting over to that right-hand [...]

7 09, 2026

Chelsea Had 77 Seconds. Arsenal Had the Rest.

By |2026-09-07T08:15:09+01:00September 7th, 2026|analysis, Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Attack, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, premier league|1 Comment

Before a ball was kicked yesterday, I went for a walk with The Management, and she asked, "How are you feeling about this one? The usual nerves?" My response was that no, I actually felt fine. I did. It was a strange feeling not to have the butterflies in my stomach as I wrote the [...]

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