20 10, 2019

VAR – pointless and run by the same incompetent refs we’ve seen for years

By |2019-10-20T11:03:24+01:00October 20th, 2019|Arsenal, gooners, Gunners, premier league, Rant|0 Comments

I watched Match of the Day last night and despite rarely agreeing with Alan Shearer, I couldn't help but thoroughly nod my head in agreement with his utter disdain at the decision making for the Watford v Totts game, because once again this season VAR wasn't used properly and the whole world could see just [...]

16 10, 2019

Golden ‘Meh’ for Guendouzi; Nketiah’s trajectory needs close attention

By |2019-10-16T07:06:15+01:00October 16th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Attack, internationals, Rant, youth|0 Comments

Effin insomnia. Screw you and screw you again. Jet-lag infused nastiness has meant I've been up since 3am this morning and I've got a long ol' day in the office followed by an evening black tie do. I don't think they make a caffeine-based drink strong enough to be honest. Still, it can't be worse [...]

23 09, 2019

Aubameyang to the rescue as selection questions arise for Emery

By |2019-09-23T07:52:26+01:00September 23rd, 2019|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, midfield, premier league, Rant, Tactics, Unai Emery|1 Comment

Last night I had a funky old dream. I dreamt that I was having dinner with Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang. He was in fine form having just bagged the winning goal against Aston Villa during the day, but annoyingly I wasn't alone to just chat foot all with him. A load of work colleagues were there and [...]

18 09, 2019

Pitchforks online for Emery are too premature IMO

By |2019-09-18T06:51:35+01:00September 18th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, gooners, Gunners, premier league, Rant, Unai Emery|4 Comments

Morning folks. It's a super early one from me so don't expect anything other than delirious and incoherent blog babble today, as I've had about four hours sleep having run a 10k last night in central London and followed that up by an inability to actually drift off to sleep. Marvellous stuff. But what is [...]

17 09, 2019

Auba’s rage is right, but should be at both defence AND Emery

By |2019-09-17T07:21:55+01:00September 17th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, Rant, Tactics, Unai Emery|1 Comment

In the aftermath of Sunday's pathetic second half capitulation many people wondered aloud on social media what Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang made of our shambles of a defence. After all, he'd done his bit by scoring two goals, yet still we couldn't come away with the victory that we should have given the respective quality of the [...]

16 09, 2019

Watford capitulation should raise questions about Emery

By |2019-09-16T07:55:54+01:00September 16th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, Defence, Formation, gooners, Gunners, Match Review, midfield, premier league, Rant, Tactics, Unai Emery|1 Comment

Yesterday's second half capitulation by Arsenal has once again raised more questions than given answers and, sadly, the questions aren't really overly positive. That's because what we fans witnessed yesterday was a team of mentally bereft idiots gift a two-goal lead to a side bottom of the league and who about a mont ago got [...]

13 07, 2019

One month on: Starting to lose my sh*t with Arsenal

By |2019-07-13T12:06:34+01:00July 13th, 2019|Arsenal Transfers, finances, Ownership and the board, pre season, Rant, youth|6 Comments

About a month ago I think I wrote a piece which said something broadly along the lines of "it's only June people, we don't need to lose our collective sh*t just yet". We were just a few weeks after the Europa League Final, it appeared as though there were a few targets who were being [...]

12 07, 2019

Koscielny’s actions show how much of a mess we’re in

By |2019-07-12T10:49:21+01:00July 12th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, contracts, Defence, Ownership and the board, pre season, Rant|2 Comments

Arsenal feels like an absolute hot mess at the moment, doesn't it? We've had a quiet and pretty lacklustre summer - as usual - and the club seems to be messing up transfers left, right and centre, but to add insult to injury we also have players actively pushing to jump ship. Yesterday's announcement by [...]

10 07, 2019

Edu arrives, but don’t expect miracles, especially under a Kroenke regime

By |2019-07-10T11:15:53+01:00July 10th, 2019|Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, Ownership and the board, pre season, Rant, Transfers, Unai Emery|0 Comments

So we finally have confirmation that a new technical director has joined the club and in Edu, we have a former invincible squad member who joins us to try to get us moving in the right direction. Raul Sanllehi has called it the 'final jigsaw' piece that the clubs senior back room staff need to [...]