23 09, 2016

An unholy alliance before the most unholy of teams comes to the Emirates

By |September 23rd, 2016|Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, History, premier league, press conference, Rant|0 Comments

Happy Friday one and all and it's a day closer to the old Saturday showdown against the most horrific excuse for a football team tomorrow, those racists from Chelsea, oh what a joy. More on the unspeakable evil that will descend upon North London when the team, management and detestable fans visit The Emirates tomorrow. [...]

16 09, 2016

Has anybody told Arsene?

By |September 16th, 2016|Arsene Wenger, premier league, press conference, Tactics|2 Comments

It's press conference day today, which means hopefully we'll get some answers to questions that have bemused us over the last week, like: What has Xhaka done to you? What is the nature of your relationship with Francis Coquelin? Do you know where Debuchy is? Can you you go the entire press conference without using [...]

10 09, 2016

Decisions, decisions, decisions for Arsene’s team selection

By |September 10th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger, Attack, gooners, Gunners, Match Preview, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

Ahh match day, that sweetest of things and whilst I can't make the game itself today because of my current location, I still feel the same levels of excitement when it comes around. Southampton at the Emirates for a 3pm kick off means I'll be watching from an Irish bar in the Algarve, with a [...]

26 08, 2016

Oracles speak, groups get grouped and Arsenaldom feels a little brighter

By |August 26th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, Attack, Champions League, Defence, gooners, Gunners, premier league, press conference|1 Comment

So, as with all Arsenal transfers, sh*t doesn't really get real until yer man David Ornstein gives out a little titbit of information via the medium of Twitter. I think it's something like stage four of a five stage process, to be honest with you, with the final stage just being the medical, confirm terms between [...]

19 08, 2016

Arsene’s ready to spend – like we were ready for the season?

By |August 19th, 2016|Arsenal, Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, gooners, Gunners, injuries, premier league, press conference|4 Comments

Hi y'all, hope you're good, after all it is Friday. That's something to be positive about. Right? We also had Arsene's presser to talk about, which he did a day early, as is the custom these days when the team travel away from home. He spoke of a great many things, some of which I'll [...]

13 08, 2016

Arsène can arrest the negativity with a win tomorrow

By |August 13th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, gooners, Gunners, premier league, press conference, Uncategorised|0 Comments

Happy Saturday and welcome to the first day of the season, albeit without any Arsenal, although that's ok, right? I mean, it allows us to take some sides by cheering on the teams of those that we perceive are the nearest rivals, so at least that's something.  So today you and I will be temporary [...]

12 08, 2016

Mustafi shuffling his way closer to Arsenal, but ‘internal solutions’ are now Arsène’s immediate priority

By |August 12th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, Defence, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

It's 7am on Friday as I write this, with at least 2 hours until Arsène's first presser of the season and where normally there would be anticipation and excitement on our chances this season, there is mainly only worry that what usually happens to Arsenal - injuries - has come at least two months earlier [...]

14 05, 2016

Arsene’s margins are fine re: contract; players WILL come in during the summer

By |May 14th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, Attack, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

Well then, what shall we talk about today, then? Maybe what Arsene said during his presser yesterday? Oh, alright then. Team news is that Mesut is back and after looking like he was going to smash Henry's record, he still needs two more assists just to equal it. It's not been from the want of [...]

13 05, 2016

Is Arsène asking himself the right questions?

By |May 13th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger, premier league, press conference|4 Comments

Yesterday afternoon Arsène spoke about how everyone at the club is devastated that Danny Welbeck has picked up this second injury. You'd expect him to say something like that and as I lamented yesterday, I too won't dwell on what has been a terrible injury at a time in which his importance to the team was obvious [...]

7 05, 2016

Poor old Ox, as I think Arsene’s looking up top

By |May 7th, 2016|Arsenal, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, premier league, press conference, Transfers|0 Comments

Let's start today's blog by extending a little bit of sympathy to The Ox, as Arsene surprisingly confirmed yesterday that he's had a knee injury and will now be out for between six to eight weeks. From an Arsenal perspective this impacts us little; he was, after all, injured for the latter part of this [...]