14 10, 2016

Arsene saves us all with an early presser

By |October 14th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger, Gunners, Internationals, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

A Thursday morning press conference before a Saturday 3pm game? It's almost as if Arsene was as bored with the international break, so decided to drop a line to the press team to bring forward the presser by his normal Friday morning job, just so he could put this dreaded period behind him snd save [...]

13 10, 2016

Santi’s words to youngsters could be given to Arsène

By |October 13th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger, gooners, Gunners, injuries, midfield, premier league|0 Comments

We're nearly there folks. The interlull is nearly behind us and I don't know why, but this one has felt waaaaaay longer than the last few. It's like we're being punished for finally seeing an Arsenal side click - Burnley aside - after about a year and a half.  The reality is probably more to [...]

1 10, 2016

Arsenal finances are all financy, Arsene’s coy on England, but not on Theo

By |October 1st, 2016|Arsene Wenger, finances, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

Happy Saturday to you my friend. It's an Arsenal free Saturday for us, which means you're probably doing all manner of interesting things. Me? I'm cleaning my house, taking things to the dump and finally going to the next town over to work out why a Building Society i've never transacted with, keeps sending me [...]

30 09, 2016

Theo and stats go hand in hand, Arsène for England doesn’t

By |September 30th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger, gooners, Gunners, press conference|0 Comments

Last night I found out that Mexican restaurant chain Chiquito's sold Admiral Old J's spiced rum and, well, I feel a little blurry-eyed this morning. Thursday's the new Friday and all that.  Except it's not Friday. It's still very much Thursday and that's a shame, because Friday is in fact better than Thursday because for many [...]

25 09, 2016

Arsenal are getting their swagger back

By |September 25th, 2016|Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Match Review, premier league|0 Comments

Morning! Isn't it a rather splendid one today, eh? A rather happy, joyous and delightful Sunday is to be had for all Arsenal fans, methinks. That's what you get from an absolutely barnstorming performance by the team against a side with whom we've had some real problems in seasons past. I must admit, I didn't [...]

23 09, 2016

An unholy alliance before the most unholy of teams comes to the Emirates

By |September 23rd, 2016|Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, History, premier league, press conference, Rant|0 Comments

Happy Friday one and all and it's a day closer to the old Saturday showdown against the most horrific excuse for a football team tomorrow, those racists from Chelsea, oh what a joy. More on the unspeakable evil that will descend upon North London when the team, management and detestable fans visit The Emirates tomorrow. [...]

16 09, 2016

Has anybody told Arsene?

By |September 16th, 2016|Arsene Wenger, premier league, press conference, Tactics|2 Comments

It's press conference day today, which means hopefully we'll get some answers to questions that have bemused us over the last week, like: What has Xhaka done to you? What is the nature of your relationship with Francis Coquelin? Do you know where Debuchy is? Can you you go the entire press conference without using [...]

24 08, 2016

Bob McVeteran to sign for Arsenal??(disclaimer – not a real person)

By |August 24th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, Attack, Defence, gooners, Gunners, History, premier league|1 Comment

So it appears as though news is starting to trickle through the airwaves that the so-called 'madness' signing is, in fact, Antoine Griezmann. That would indeed be a fine piece of 'madness', were it to be pulled off by the club, Arsène Wenger too.  But unfortunately, as is the case with Arsenal under Arsène and [...]

14 08, 2016

Happy without Higuain? Why there are still plenty of options for Arsenal

By |August 14th, 2016|analysis, Transfers|1 Comment

So we missed out on Gonzalo Higuain, again. Nobody can really say that they were surprised though can they? Arsène Wenger is more comparable to a tight Yorkshireman than to a man overseeing one of the elite clubs in Europe, with unwillingness to fork out large sums. To splash over £70 million on a single player [...]

12 08, 2016

Mustafi shuffling his way closer to Arsenal, but ‘internal solutions’ are now Arsène’s immediate priority

By |August 12th, 2016|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, Arsene Wenger, Defence, premier league, press conference|0 Comments

It's 7am on Friday as I write this, with at least 2 hours until Arsène's first presser of the season and where normally there would be anticipation and excitement on our chances this season, there is mainly only worry that what usually happens to Arsenal - injuries - has come at least two months earlier [...]