16 10, 2019

Golden ‘Meh’ for Guendouzi; Nketiah’s trajectory needs close attention

By |2019-10-16T07:06:15+00:00October 16th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Attack, internationals, Rant, youth|0 Comments

Effin insomnia. Screw you and screw you again. Jet-lag infused nastiness has meant I've been up since 3am this morning and I've got a long ol' day in the office followed by an evening black tie do. I don't think they make a caffeine-based drink strong enough to be honest. Still, it can't be worse [...]

29 03, 2019

Friendlies Schmendlies, but who plays in Arsenal’s midfield?

By |2019-03-29T11:30:04+00:00March 29th, 2019|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, friendly, injuries, internationals, pre season, premier league, Rant, Unai Emery|0 Comments

Can I admit something to you? I really couldn't give a monkeys about the pre season friendly games. Sorry, but there, I said it. I mean it's not that I don't appreciate their value to fans that don't get to see The Arsenal every odd week like I do, but because I do and because [...]

23 03, 2019

Welbeck’s return probably isn’t great news for Suarez

By |2019-03-23T10:21:13+00:00March 23rd, 2019|Arsenal FC, Attack, friendly, injuries, internationals, premier league, Unai Emery|0 Comments

I had a few drinks last night and bleurgh, i'm feeling a little worse for wear, i have to tell you. But I wasn't drunk enough to watch England last night and despite the fact they smashed Czech Republic I can't get too excited about a team captained by The Crayon-eating Dribbler up top. Sorry. [...]

22 11, 2018

Arsenal lord’s are leapin’ (in to jail)

By |2018-11-22T07:41:12+00:00November 22nd, 2018|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, Europa League, finances, gooners, Gunners, internationals, premier league, Unai Emery|0 Comments

My poor ol' lookalike. The one, the only, the Lord, Nick Bentdner, has been sentenced to 'jail' for a assaulting a taxi driver; a crime he thinks he did not commit. If only there was some kind of crack team of vigilantes (they themselves who had been victims of a crime of which they did [...]

14 11, 2018

Scudamore’s Scrooge McDuck impression and pathetic Brexit football quotas

By |2018-11-14T07:49:20+00:00November 14th, 2018|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, finances, gooners, Gunners, internationals, premier league, Rant|0 Comments

It's understandably quiet at the moment as we head into another one of these international breaks. Honestly, these things are quite vexing, I must say. If we can look at anything positive from it, it's that our momentum had been stuttering of late, but I'd really rather be playing Bournemouth away this Sunday than having [...]

13 10, 2018

Is Thierry’s fast track good for Arsenal?

By |2018-10-13T09:06:09+00:00October 13th, 2018|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Manager, gooners, Gunners, History, internationals, Unai Emery|0 Comments

So it seems there is so little to talk about when it comes to The Arsenal this morning, that all I really have to peruse over for my morning bowl of Frosties is a story emerging that Thierry Henry is about to take the reigns at Monaco, after Jardim was sacked, with Monaco currently 18th [...]

13 09, 2018

Pictures of Arsenal players not dead warm the heart

By |2018-09-13T08:16:16+00:00September 13th, 2018|Arsenal FC, gooners, Gunners, injuries, internationals, premier league, press conference, Unai Emery|0 Comments

It helps to settle the nerves on a Thursday morn to check out the official site and see certain players back in training. For too long we've had situations where the international break has been followed by a collective holding of hands, silent prayers said, a hope of no missing limbs from key players. Which [...]

22 06, 2018

Appalling Argies, captivating Croats and Torreira the worst kept secret

By |2018-06-22T07:22:10+00:00June 22nd, 2018|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, gooners, Gunners, internationals, Transfers|0 Comments

Before I talk about the inevitable news re: Torreira and his potential signing, how about a word for The Argies, eh? I mean, we thought it was England who had the monopoly on bottling it big time at the World Cup, but those Messi-led misfits completely sh*t the bed last night and now are only [...]

17 06, 2018

Arsenal doing contracts right, VAR doing Football wrong

By |2018-06-17T09:29:55+00:00June 17th, 2018|Arsenal FC, Arsenal Transfers, contracts, Internationals, internationals, Unai Emery|0 Comments

The World Cup is now we'll and truly underway and despite the fact I've only really watched bits and pieces so far - because of a busy weekend for me in the real world - there's already been plenty to talk about and that's certainly a good thing. On Friday night I watched the second [...]